(Better title maybe would've been Barttery Marth...)
Ok, so I had a Canadian Tire battery that's dying/dead and it had a total of 108 months of warranty with the first 36 months being free replacement because I bought the expensive Eliminator.
Here is the word by word formula for their pro-rated calculation:
REGULAR RETAIL SELLING PRICE AT THE TIME OF RETURN TO A CANADIAN TIRE ASSOCIATE STORE DIVIDED BY THE TOTAL MONTHS OF THE WARRANTY PERIOD MULTIPLIED BY THE TOTAL MONTHS OF SERVICE RECEIVED.
The same battery today is about $150 and it looks like I got 99 months out of 108 on it.
How the fuck do they interpret those words in order to calculate the roughly zero dollars I know they'd actually owe me?!?
I know how these warranties work. I'm not asking that. If I returned it as faulty about 1 month in, they'd owe me almost $150 toward a replacement and if it returned it 107 months in, they'd owe me some pennies. I get it.
I just can't seem to figure out how those words translate into a free battery at the start of the term and zero after 107 months. They need to make the denominator ~1 at the start of the term and really really large at the end of the term, but... That's not what that statement says! It makes it seem like they owe me $138 and I'm pretty confident they don't.
What am I missing, here? LoL!!