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    So, basically... Ever since I got the CorvidsVax, my penis has been growing at an alarming rate. Everyone involved with the situation has been more than fine with it, but my jealous physician has advised that I go see a wiener doctor.

    I've got what I suppose would be called the req that's literally from the specialist's office and the specialist's name is spelled two different ways on the same form. One way is correct and one is misspelled. I'm not the type of guy that can let this shit slide by. Clearly, I need to openly mock this doctor before or during the inspection & handling of my junk.

    This is where Beyond.ca comes in. I need your help to come up with the best joke for this situation. There are no limits to what I'll say when the time comes, so nothing is off the table.

    Here's some potential jokes to help lubricate your minds and get you to slide into this:

    1.) Geez, I hope your hands are steadier than they were on the keyboard when you typed your own name wrong.

    2.) I hope you're a decent doctor, because you're no cunning linguist.

    3.) I heard the best Urologists really suck - at English, so I know I'm in good hands.


    Beyond: your task is clear. Get to work.

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    so.. uhhh.. which vax did you get? asking for skr.

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    So it went from 1/2 inch to a full inch?

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    I think you meant to post in this thread
    https://forums.beyond.ca/threads/409...t-give-you-joy

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    When I had my vasectomy done the Doctor was in his 50's. I looked at him and said "I always imagined if some guy was holding my dick one day he'd be a bit younger.".

    It was the best I could do.
    Originally posted by SJW
    Once again another useless post by JRSCOOLDUDE.
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    Don't let the e-thugs and faggots get to you when they quote your posts and write stupid shit.
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    I say stupid shit all the time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JRSC00LUDE View Post
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    When I had my vasectomy done the Doctor was in his 50's. I looked at him and said "I always imagined if some guy was holding my dick one day he'd be a bit younger.".

    It was the best I could do.
    This is very good. You're on the right track.

    If it helps people focus, "Richard" is actually part of this doctor's name.
    Yes, the Dick Doctor is Dr. Dick.

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    Wiener inspection and live stream now complete and available on my OnlyFans page and Allinternal.com
    Everything is normal except for the lack of enthusiasm and creativity for jokes in this thread.

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    When you're single and trying to attract a partner, it's important to project the qualities that you desire.

    I understand this; but, boy-oh-boy... have I had to suck a lot of dick lately!

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    I thought that it was decided years ago displacement is the proper dick measurement method.
    This "growth", "length" talk... Pfff.

    I'll think of a good joke. One day.

    Honestly, I think a good joke would be having a bottle of KY (pour some out so it looks used prior)
    Then the options are:
    A) Disrobed, doc comes back into room. You have bottle in your hand. Hold it up asking him "can you pop this into the microwave for a few seconds before we get going?"

    B) Disrobed, doc comes back into room. You holding the Ky but not bringing too much attention to it but allow him to notice it. Then you say, "since your a professional, do I lube up first or you?"

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    So it went from 1/2 inch to a full inch?
    50% growth.

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    Had a girl try to choke me during sex the other day.




    I was like, "Whoa, whoa, whoa! Who kidnapped who, here??!"

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    I giggled
    Originally posted by Thales of Miletus

    If you think I have been trying to present myself as intellectually superior, then you truly are a dimwit.
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    fact.
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    guessing who I might be, psychologizing me with your non existent degree.

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    Damn I have to pay extra for that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThePenIsMightier View Post
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    that's a lot of wiener exchange... would be awkward if the other's skin colour is significantly different from yours...

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