Originally Posted by
ThePenIsMightier
Gross. You don't think they're full of shit? I can't see what would make a woman excited about it.
It's probably deep in the bottom half of reasonable places to screw. You're likely faced with that pushing a bathing suit to the side thing, someone is bound to slip at some point and get a mouthful of bromine water; unless the girl was already soaking through her bathing suit you're stuck with that slipperiness of water which basically has that squeaky friction that just isn't good enough... Now it's taking forever and you're worried about the noise.
It's really not got that much going for it.