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    Biathlon is amazing. I can get behind that. Decathlon in summer is pretty impressive too, since there's such a wide variety of skills needed. I'd hire a decathlete.
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    You realize you are talking to the guy who made his own furniture out of salad bowls right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ExtraSlow View Post
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    ... I'd hire a decathlete.
    To what? Paint your dec?
    Suck your dec?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JRSC00LUDE View Post
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    Somebody send me a link or tell me what happened.
    TLDR:

    130 km race.
    No name Austrian broad goes out in front by like 4 minutes, out of sight of all of the big name Dutch broads
    Since Olympics have no radios, Dutch broads have no idea hero Austrian broad is way in front
    Hero Austrian broad (who has a PhD in physics!) looks like death trying to stay out front
    Dutch broad wins sprint to the finish thinking she's won gold since has hasn't even laid eyes on Hero Austrian Broad in like 3 hours, and is hilariously told a few seconds later, that no, that broad over there that looks like she died has won gold.
    Confusion ensues amongst Dutch broads.
    Buster is entertained.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThePenIsMightier View Post
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    To what? Paint your dec?
    Suck your dec?
    Wasn't Jenner transgender? A woman beat all the men. Why was there no uproar back then?

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    Quote Originally Posted by benyl View Post
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    Wasn't Jenner transgender? A woman beat all the men. Why was there no uproar back then?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buster View Post
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    TLDR:

    130 km race.
    No name Austrian broad goes out in front by like 4 minutes, out of sight of all of the big name Dutch broads
    Since Olympics have no radios, Dutch broads have no idea hero Austrian broad is way in front
    Hero Austrian broad (who has a PhD in physics!) looks like death trying to stay out front
    Dutch broad wins sprint to the finish thinking she's won gold since has hasn't even laid eyes on Hero Austrian Broad in like 3 hours, and is hilariously told a few seconds later, that no, that broad over there that looks like she died has won gold.
    Confusion ensues amongst Dutch broads.
    Buster is entertained.
    We were all entertained! Best Olympic moment in recent history I think... Well maybe not the best, but definitely one of the most memorable.
    Last edited by tirebob; 07-27-2021 at 02:33 PM.

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    Gonna have to find that on Prime.

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    LoL Dutch people!

    Wooden shoes, wooden head, wouldn listen!
    Amirite!??

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    I like Dutch gals
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    You realize you are talking to the guy who made his own furniture out of salad bowls right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ExtraSlow View Post
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    I like Dutch Rudders
    You & me both.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ExtraSlow View Post
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    I like anything with a lil heat
    Fixed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tirebob View Post
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    We were all entertained! Best Olympic moment in recent history I think... Well maybe not the best, but definitely one of the most memorable.

    If someone finds a link please post ....will be back to check thread at some point. Loved busters' description above.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shakalaka View Post
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    If someone finds a link please post ....will be back to check thread at some point. Loved busters' description above.
    https://www.cbc.ca/player/sports/olympics/cycling

    Every event is available to be viewed and replaced with no commercials. You're welcome

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    On a scale of zero to ten, what would you give these slaps?

    0.5 gram microsd delivered by 12,000 pound combustion vehicle and driver.

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    Is Heather Swanson competing?

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    Women's Boxing.

    God damn

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    Just in case my joke was unclear... It was unfortunate timing for this gentleman golfer to appear while this was in the ticker:
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    Soccer.


    Sucks.


    In this case, it's women's soccer (is there any other kind?).

    But soccer in all of its varieties sucks.

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    Soccer is the most widely played sport in the world and can actually be called a ‘World Cup’. No one plays football or baseball outside of North America yet they self-proclaim their League Championships “world” events.

    No I don’t watch soccer and happy to catch the highlights.

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    Another country is welcome to field an NFL or MLB team.

    I don’t like their chances though.

    Soccer is a terrible source of entertainment.
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    guessing who I might be, psychologizing me with your non existent degree.

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