Calgary Flames MEGA THREAD 2021-2022 Edition

[max_boost]

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This is like watching @Buster argue that the slap was scripted.

Lol

[rage2]

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Both the NHL Live app and CBC app are fucking brutal. anywhere from 30-45 seconds behind so the texts start rolling in when someone scores and ruins it. It drives me nuts.

I had txts for the 2nd goal right when I saw the first goal scored.

#humblebrag

[88CRX]

Keep Johnny's name out your fucking mouth!

[suntan]

They only got to the second round. Let's see if they go further before we start sucking each other's dicks.

[JRSC00LUDE]

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They only got to the second round. Let's see if they go further before we start sucking each other's dicks.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, no need to get hasty here.

[SJW]

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, no need to get hasty here.

Settle down wolf.

[Kg810]

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That fact that Johnny still can’t score against Edmonton while the rest of the team stuffed 9 goals is a great demonstration of how mediocre he actually is.

Let’s not pretend it’s not for lack of trying. 7 mediocre shots on goal and 0 conversions.

But you laugh at mcdavid? That’s hilarious.

Now who isn’t paying attention?

Johnny should consider switching to figure skating, at least there goals don’t matter and he can dance around the ice to his hearts content.

Lol wtf are you smoking?

By your logic Evander Kane > McDavid cause Kane has more goals. Even McDavid has more assists than goals himself. Are you suggesting those 13 assists he has in the playoffs are useless? Smdh.

[ExtraSlow]

Quality reference.

[mr2mike]

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They only got to the second round. Let's see if they go further before we start sucking each other's dicks.

Are you insinuating an Art room playoff viewing party?
Because not everyone will be able to see it.

[killramos]

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Lol wtf are you smoking?

By your logic Evander Kane > McDavid cause Kane has more goals. Even McDavid has more assists than goals himself. Are you suggesting those 13 assists he has in the playoffs are useless? Smdh.

I think a guy who can’t convert shots to goals is useless. Yes.

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There no tv in the art room. That is a purely analog experience.

[Buster]

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This is like watching @Buster argue that the slap was scripted.

Just wait till I tell you all about whats really happening with Amber heard and Johnny Depp

[max_boost]

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Just wait till I tell you all about whats really happening with Amber heard and Johnny Depp

Do you listen to Reasonable Doubt with Mark Geragos and Adam Carolla

[Kg810]

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I think a guy who can’t convert shots to goals is useless. Yes.

You realize 1 person can't carry the team, right? There is a thing called depth, but I guess I can understand why you don't believe or appreciate depth when your sole expectation is that only your star player can score goals.

[killramos]

He’s welcome to prove me wrong and make a contribution to the playoff scoreboard any time he wants.

Or he can continue being a weeny and just hide from the action.

[riander5]

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He’s welcome to prove me wrong and make a contribution to the playoff scoreboard any time he wants.

Or he can continue being a weeny and just hide from the action.

I think you're way off here.

Johnny - 2G 9A
Nikita Kucherov - 3G 7A
Sidney Crosby - 2G8A
Mike Zibanejed - 3G8A

Now does Johnny have to play a bit different in the playoffs? Yes, he's not like a McDavid or MacKinnon out there. But compared to past seasons where he wasn't noticeable, he's much more effective in these. To write him off as useless is a bit of an overstatement. Not to mention we played the best goalie in round 1. Johnny had ton's of super high quality scoring chances that would normally convert.

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Yea tell me how much you really know about hockey lol

[88CRX]

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He’s welcome to prove me wrong and make a contribution to the playoff scoreboard any time he wants.

Seemed like a pretty decent contribution at the time.


Also LOL that Johnny is one of the early favourites to win the Conn Smythe according to the bookmakers.

[killramos]

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I think you're way off here.

Johnny - 2G 9A
Nikita Kucherov - 3G 7A
Sidney Crosby - 2G8A
Mike Zibanejed - 3G8A

Now does Johnny have to play a bit different in the playoffs? Yes, he's not like a McDavid or MacKinnon out there. But compared to past seasons where he wasn't noticeable, he's much more effective in these. To write him off as useless is a bit of an overstatement. Not to mention we played the best goalie in round 1. Johnny had ton's of super high quality scoring chances that would normally convert.

So what was his excuse for not converting goals last night when facing shit goaltending?

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Seemed like a pretty decent contribution at the time.


Also LOL that Johnny is one of the early favourites to win the Conn Smythe according to the bookmakers.

Considering it took him until ot of game 7 to put a second puck in the net lol. Big accomplishment Johnny.

I mean I get he’s a little guy, but lose the kid gloves and rose coloured glasses.

Flames have clearly sucked way too long for the mediocrity you guys are so eager to praise. So much Johnny ball gargling.

[2Legit2Quit]

Pretty sure Johnny fucked killaramos' wife at this point