Gifted Thieves Fail in Okotoks

[ThePenIsMightier]

Someone who is better at Facebook please embed this video, or whatever.
https://m.facebook.com/hubtownbrewing/?ref=settings
I looked for the video on YouTube, but no dice.

So apparently these scholars tried to break into a jewelry store right near Hubtown Brewing in Okotoks. It was this morning at 06:15, LoL!! Some real Ocean's Eleven skills, here. Didn't manage to steal a thing but I bet that fall really hurt.

Can #BeyondCSI help get to the bottom of this?

[nismodrifter]

Wat the f.

[schurchill39]

Is that a golf? Where is the tow strap attached, in the door?

[Buster]

FB video...less competent than the thieves.

[ThePenIsMightier]

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Is that a golf? Where is the tow strap attached, in the door?

It looks like a red Golf to me as well. I'm not familiar enough with them to put a generation/year to it though.

[nismodrifter]

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It looks like a red Golf to me as well. I'm not familiar enough with them to put a generation/year to it though.

Golf "City" 2007-10

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[2Legit2Quit]

I was anticipating a ripped off bumper or flat tires

[ExtraSlow]

City Golf, disgusting.

[ThePenIsMightier]

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City Golf, disgusting.

I vaguely remember those just being the previous generation that they chose to keep selling, but at a reduced price and under the "City" model. I thought they started that in about 07 because a guy I hated bought one around that time.
*Matches nismodrifter post. Year checks out.

[cyra1ax]

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Is that a golf? Where is the tow strap attached, in the door?

Looks like on a door hinge...he does bend down quite far to try and undo it so maybe the seat rail?

[nzwasp]

6.15am seems like a really odd time in the morning to decide to break in somewhere. Many people are off to work at that hour

[ExtraSlow]

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6.15am seems like a really odd time in the morning to decide to break in somewhere. Many people are off to work at that hour

5D chess

[Graham_A_M]

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6.15am seems like a really odd time in the morning to decide to break in somewhere. Many people are off to work at that hour

Agreed. Passing through Okotoks on my way to work for 6am in Calgary, it's definitely is alive 45 minutes before then. 6:15 is like, wtf?

[mr2mike]

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Is that a golf? Where is the tow strap attached, in the door?

Not sure, but why is beyond all about the Honda Fit when this urban beast has great towing capacity.
What's the tongue weight specs?

[AndyL]

6am is easy to understand...

That's shift change at okotoks rcmp detachment...

[mr2mike]

@AndyL or Danny Ocean?

[ThePenIsMightier]

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6am is easy to understand...

That's shift change at okotoks rcmp detachment...

I'm gonna reach way out and say that their "plan" was not thought out to that level of detail.

[ExtraSlow]

The great train robbery this ain't.