2021 Beer Advent Calendar Review: Phillips Space Case

[ThePenIsMightier]

Day 5: SECOND BREAKFAST - Coffee Kolsch

Cheese-&-Crackers this is amazing and I want four more, immediately! Bring them to me, NOW!! Everything about this is wonderful. There is a very distinct and pronounced coffee flavour which you would swear would be grotesque, but instead, it's "get in my belly!" It's still beer, but that flavour is a nice touch.

Here's a lil tip for those who don't want to venture too far off the path. Kolsch is winning. Like I was tellin me main man, Brucepanner the other day about Analog-78 (the champion of Phillips Kolsch). A Kolsch is a very safe way to introduce someone who "only likes Coors Light" to actual beer.
If Phillips can top this in the next seven days, I will be blown away.

Pic later maybe... Whatever.

[Buster]

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me main man, Brucepanner

Is he your....partner?

[killramos]

He fills holes in his Life MrsPim Cant

[ThePenIsMightier]

We partner in a variety of CornHole-related ventures.

[ExtraSlow]

Coop liquor on 16th Ave had a steigl advent calendar in stock near the front door yesterday. I didn't buy it.

[dirtsniffer]

Next year we should be a beyond 12 days of Christmas. 12 people buy 12 pint cans and we make our own, better calendar

[killramos]

Not sure I trust Beyond’s taste in beer. If I want fruit punch I’ll steal some from my daughter.

Actually, she doesn’t even drink fruit punch

[ExtraSlow]

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Actually, she doesn’t even drink fruit punch

it's called respect.

[ThePenIsMightier]

Day 6 of 12: SLAMMER - Fruited Lager

*Just a reminder that we are at the halfway point. Go out and buy your cookware, Dyson vacuums and Air Fryers for those special ladies in your life before the chip shortage and all them oMiCrOnS leaves you sleeping in the dog house with your Shar-Pei Ma-in-Law!

This sounded gross and instead it's absolutely incredible. Said the VajMightier, "Holy shit - how do we get more of this!??!" It's no #FruityBeer nonsense. It's still a beer, but there's a damn refreshing side car along for the ride.



As Ozzy Man would say, fuck yes, Mate. Fuck yes!

[ExtraSlow]

Quality pogs reference.

[brucebanner]

I *almost* got mentioned

That beer must of hit hard.. Damn typos

[Buster]

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He fills holes in his Life MrsPim Cant

Tpim appreciates a good pegging as much as the next guy

[ThePenIsMightier]

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I *almost* got mentioned

That beer must of hit hard.. Damn typos

No. I lovingly, but intentionally put you in as Brucepanner.
Which is like Bruce Spanner. Which is what weirdo British people call people in place of "tool".

For example,

Normal people: "You're a fuckin tool!"

British "people":
BlyMee, that punter is a spanner, itnit?"

I just figured that was worth mentioning...

[ThePenIsMightier]

Day 7: YOU SEEING THIS? - Post Contemporary IPA

It's hoppy! But that's ok because it's a Leaving Las Vegas strength 7.8% and it takes something to mask that. So, it's kind of amazing to mask that with something other than over-hopped nonsense and this accomplishes that. But it's still not a special flavour. I'd call it a novelty beer like a Delirium Tremens. It exists and I've bought one, but it's probably been 5+ years since I did.



I'll buy one again, but it won't be soon. You know? That type of thing.

[ThePenIsMightier]

Day 8: SLOW JAM - Black Forest Stout

It smells a fair bit like coffee. It has a whole lot of tastes going on, but unfortunately, the dominant one is extremely unique. And that unique flavour is... Licorice All-Sorts.

I'm not an 84 year old, white woman, sooo..... I think that's gross. I still drank it, so it's not like it was a Parallel-49. It was also suspiciously low in alcohol at 4.1% which tis not the season.

Too bad.
The label is kind of hilarious, though!

[Brent.ff]

That label is pretty damn hilarious.

[ThePenIsMightier]

Day 9: SORRY NOT SORRY - North American Brown Ale

Brown Ale = Good. Just ask Big Rock Traditional. (Those mother fuckers just discontinued Warthog, by the way! Me and ExtraSlow will be picketing tomorrow morning!)

This Brown Ale is no exception to the rule started above. It's really good and nice to have a little extra kick at 6.5% to feel Christmasy.

[ExtraSlow]

This is worse news than anything in the covid sub-forum

[brucebanner]

Thanks for the clarification haha

[loweg]

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Day 6 of 12: SLAMMER - Fruited Lager

*Just a reminder that we are at the halfway point. Go out and buy your cookware, Dyson vacuums and Air Fryers for those special ladies in your life before the chip shortage and all them oMiCrOnS leaves you sleeping in the dog house with your Shar-Pei Ma-in-Law!

This sounded gross and instead it's absolutely incredible. Said the VajMightier, "Holy shit - how do we get more of this!??!" It's no #FruityBeer nonsense. It's still a beer, but there's a damn refreshing side car along for the ride.



As Ozzy Man would say, fuck yes, Mate. Fuck yes!

This was the best beer in the case hands down. I messaged Phillips on insta to try to aquire more . They have none, but appreciate the feedback so perhaps more will help with that .