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    Exclamation The altar of HEAVY.

    So it's midnight, I'm hungry...so what do I do? I go to Safeway, pick up a couple steaks, some Hollandaise sauce mix, a pound of ground beef, and some cheese veggies. I come home and I get to work. Half an hour later, I arrive at this:

    -big HEAVY striploin steak covered in HEAVY hollandaise sauce.
    -pasta with the meat sauce. There's so much beef in this beef sauce that it's HEAVY. There's more beef than pasta. HEAVY.
    -veggies covered in HEAVY cheese sauce.

    I've just constructed the ultimate altar of HEAVY.

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    ...and after all this, I'll still be...SKINNY.

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    Damn all that in one sitting, when was the last time you ate?

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    Jeff ... are you drunk?!
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    WTF, safeway by me closes at 11.

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    Oh man, I just put the last piece of food in my mouth. It hurts. Maybe a couple glasses of homo milk will fix this.

    Originally posted by ramminghard
    WTF, safeway by me closes at 11.
    The one by campus here closes at 12 AM every night. But usually by 6 or 7 all the good shit is gone and everything else is felt up and shitty.

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    Ok, 5 minutes later update:

    I wanna puke.

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    wow sounds like you ate ALOT and someone is going to have a HEAVY load coming out from their rear end in the near future

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    Originally posted by CKY
    wow sounds like you ate ALOT and someone is going to have a HEAVY load coming out from their rear end in the near future

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    Originally posted by GTS Jeff
    ...and after all this, I'll still be...SKINNY.

    I could eat that as well and I'll still be as skinny as a rail!

    Having a high metabolism ROCKS!!!

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    Originally posted by Ajay



    I could eat that as well and I'll still be as skinny as a rail!

    Having a high metabolism ROCKS!!!
    DAMN YOU PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!

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    oh yea, i didnt drain the grease either when i cooked the ground beef. i win!!

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    Originally posted by Silver_SpecV
    Jeff ... are you drunk?!

    It's Jeff, it's midnight, it's his birthday...do you even have to ask??

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    Originally posted by CycloneAWD



    It's Jeff, it's midnight, it's his birthday...do you even have to ask??

    yeah my bad ... show have known better
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    Originally posted by Ajay
    Having a high metabolism ROCKS!!!
    haha wait till u get old and that changes. I used to eat like insane, and weighed 125lbs... super skinny mofu. Then something happened, I'm at 205 now (at 220 at one point). The problem is, I'm still eating like when I was young with the high metabolism.

    Food == addictive lol.
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    Originally posted by rage2

    haha wait till u get old and that changes. I used to eat like insane, and weighed 125lbs... super skinny mofu. Then something happened, I'm at 205 now (at 220 at one point). The problem is, I'm still eating like when I was young with the high metabolism.

    Food == addictive lol.
    haha thats why im eating as much as possible before my metabolism slows down!

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