A topic of conversation when we had a bunch of people over for dinner. WTF, is this another attempt by DeBeers or Hallmark to usher in some new business? Has anyone actually done this?
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A topic of conversation when we had a bunch of people over for dinner. WTF, is this another attempt by DeBeers or Hallmark to usher in some new business? Has anyone actually done this?
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The people that do this also do the "live, laugh, love" murals in their house.
I can eat more hot wings than you.
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I've heard of this also.
My understanding it's usually a matching wedding band to go on the other side of the engagement ring, to make an engagement ring sandwich. And a smart way for jewelry companies to take money from stupid people.
I bought my wife an SUV that she would like (instead?)
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Are you guys saying I didn’t have to buy my wife a Lexus because we had a kid?
Originally posted by Thales of Miletus
If you think I have been trying to present myself as intellectually superior, then you truly are a dimwit.
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fact.Originally Posted by Yolobimmer
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I picked up a yummy sandwich for my wife after delivering. Thought that was a pretty decent push present.
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I have a BMW so im not stupid.
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I helped during delivery. If I could have bought a ring instead I might have chosen that.
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You could've just bought her a used Range Rover...This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
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No. Just no.
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This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show QuoteVehicle makes way more sense, that's what i did too hahaThis quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
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Yep, minivan for sure the correct gift. Let her choose the color.
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Sucks to be her I guess
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Originally posted by Thales of Miletus
If you think I have been trying to present myself as intellectually superior, then you truly are a dimwit.
Originally posted by Toma
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If you support this, you're a stupid bitch.
Originally posted by SJW
Once again another useless post by JRSCOOLDUDE.
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Don't let the e-thugs and faggots get to you when they quote your posts and write stupid shit.^^ Fact CheckedOriginally posted by JRSC00LUDE
I say stupid shit all the time.
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Or now I know 2 dudes given out Lexus’ as push presents. You Beyond dads need to start jizz present
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My list of random For Sale (some free) stuff
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Congrats. Come on by for a lunch box lol
I am user #49Originally posted by rage2
Shit, there's only 49 users here, I doubt we'll even break 100
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Two kids, zero push presents. My wife doesn’t work anymore, that’s enough of a gift.
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Vacuum is also acceptable.This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
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Record the conversation and tell your wife she doesn't work anymore. Share it with us for our enjoyment.This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
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I leveraged the new car we were getting anyways as a baby-mobile as a "push present" for the first kid and then continued more modestly for the subsequent kids ('cause who needs 4 fucking SUVs?)... I don't care what any of you say; I'd want a fucking present too if I just shat a watermelon.
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Believe it or not, she was across the kitchen from me and I read that to her as I posted it while chuckling to myself.This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
She laughed, then reiterated for me that she is indeed not going back to work. She knows stay at home parenting has it's challenges, but no matter how you slice it, it's not as hard as a real job.
I'll keep ya'll posted with outcomes from the convo in a few years when our kids are both in school and I attempt to send her back to work for real
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