On This Edition of Cheap Bastard...

[ExtraSlow]

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Those western lights I tell ya. I had 3 and was bombed for like 5 hours. Wtf lol

Dude, you are basically allergic to alcohol.

[Buster]

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I have alopecia so I save money on haircuts and razors. Don’t need either.

Fun fact: I have no ass hair.

Is the thing about no quiet farts true?

[max_boost]

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Dude, you are basically allergic to alcohol.

My nurse agrees

[darthVWader]

Skip hack, BPs Hungry Kids pizza, 2 toppings, salad or fries, drink and a cookie or Apple sauce. $10.

[SJW]

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Is the thing about no quiet farts true?

I’m more curious how you plan on testing this theory. Scientifically.

[suntan]

According to the many girls I know that keep it bare, it stays quiet.

[Buster]

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I’m more curious how you plan on testing this theory. Scientifically.

full ass shaving makes for loud farts, thats what I heard from my twink friends

[Swank]

Pretty girls don't fart.

My cheapo move is to use one Keurig pod and make a 20 oz coffee. Not all at once, you have to let the grounds settle between reuses; 8, wait 2 mins, another 8, wait 15 mins, then top it off with 4 more.

[SJW]

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full ass shaving makes for loud farts, thats what i heard from my gay friends

ftfy

[JRSC00LUDE]

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ftfy

They're the same picture.

[ThePenIsMightier]

The horrible truth (and more of you know this than are letting on) is that a full shave results in 100% of stifled farts feeling like an oily shart bubble climbing up your ass crack. 100%

It takes balls (shaved balls) to convince yourself it's not a shart and move on with your life.

[ExtraSlow]

A real man plucks

[SKR]

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A real man plucks

Mine's cornrows.

[ryeguy252]

that's the only reason to go early is the $6 beers!

[ThePenIsMightier]

Spent $230 at Canadian Tire (on two deeply discounted items) and got $62 in Triangle$Bux$.
Like a Farva!!

[Tik-Tok]

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Spent $230 at Canadian Tire (on two deeply discounted items) and got $62 in Triangle$Bux$.
Like a Farva!!

Ditto. That pneumatic set as advertised on Beyond for $100, a Little Green Machine for $90, and a box of Ferraro Rocher for $10, lol.

[schurchill39]

I spent 2 hours on hold yesterday for Telus to have them "renew my discounts" on my internet bill. I had to go through the whole "I'm going to have to look at other providers" song and dance but they essentially just re-applied the same discounts and provided a credit for my inconvenience. I do this every 2 years and haven't paid more than $60/month for fiber internet in about 6 years.

[2Legit2Quit]

I've started to abuse Amazon subscribe and save for dog food, order a bag and get the 5% and extra 15% off coupon for first time order subscription.

Cancel it and rinse and repeat a monthish later, saves me $15 a bag

[Doozer]

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I spent 2 hours on hold yesterday for Telus to have them "renew my discounts" on my internet bill. I had to go through the whole "I'm going to have to look at other providers" song and dance but they essentially just re-applied the same discounts and provided a credit for my inconvenience. I do this every 2 years and haven't paid more than $60/month for fiber internet in about 6 years.

I do the same thing with Sirius radio (although usually not 2hrs). I used to do it yearly but the last deal he only gave me for 6 months so I've gotta call again soon.

$21/month CAD or whatever their default is is ridiculous. And it helps that when I say I'm going to cancel, I usually mean it. I certainly don't NEED it as part of my life. But having them drop it to $6/month instead of $22 usually keeps me chugging along for until the next one. Also helps that since I'm not commuting as much anymore, I can listen to the app on my desktop while I work.

[T-Dubbs]

I buy dog toys off amazon (prime), and once my dog shreds it, i return it for "poor quality" for full refund (within the first 20 or 30 days).
I've been doing this continuously every month, for 3 years with no issues.