While I love not needing to be cheap a lot more; I still do love being cheap every once in a while. Let's face it, we've all got Rolex watches, fruity electric bicycles or even fruitier vintage wines and that's just the crap that we constantly flex on Beyond. The Maybach and the helicopter that we took to Longview for a steak stays private.
I think we should talk about flexing cheap.
I'll start.
One day I intentionally spent >$150 at Canadian Tire in order to earn some bonus, bullshit $40 CT$ thing. Well, there was some sort of glitch and they didn't give me the $40 bonus. I was going to forget about it, but no - I'm cheap and I want my $40 so about two months later, I complained nicely and showed them that I spent enough and so on. Then, boom, they gave me the $40 and I feel awesome!
And so ends (my) today's edition of Cheap Bastard.