Dog Lovers MEGATHREAD

[killramos]

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What part are you struggling with, my excellent friend?
Take an ordinary dog like so, and get it to plant its ringus right on the frozenest of ground.

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How is that dog's hoop not absolutely welded to the ice until Spring?

Hairy starfish

[ThePenIsMightier]

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Well I thought I wouldn't see any stupider shit but... here we are.

Oh, do go on. Can a responsible dog owner simply will a moist orifice to disobey heat transfer? Obviously they can and do, but do they use the same magic wand as they already used to [Ctrl+z] the couple hundred years of selective breeding traits? Or is it a different wand?
You got something up your balloon knot?

[XylathaneGTR]

Generally, when they sit their asshole isn't touching the ground - it's elevated ever so slighty as part of God's intelligent design. Of courses this varies based on the size of the hog and their seating position, but for a quick sit from walk - nah, turdcutter has a code-approved air-gap.

[ercchry]

[ThePenIsMightier]

I'm thinking that this is the true use for "dog friendly salt". That means you can dust up ol' Rover's rusty sheriff's badge and be proactive against this obviously rampant problem.

[ExtraSlow]

I didn't think we'd get here today. TPIM is the captain now.

[gmc72]

Here's our little guy just having a nap on the couch.

[ercchry]

No balls, so safe from freezing to deck

[killramos]

Was out for a walk with my kid yesterday and there was some surly couple with one of those rat breeds ahead of us

“Daddy is that lady taking their kitty for a walk”

I almost shit myself laughing as they turned around to glare at us lol

[SJW]

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Was out for a walk with my kid yesterday and there was some surly couple with one of those rat breeds ahead of us

“Daddy is that lady taking their kitty for a walk”

I almost shit myself laughing as they turned around to glare at us lol

Dog people are the worst.

[Brent.ff]

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Dog people are the worst.

that hardly counts as a dog

[msommers]

I'm a dog lover through and through, but there are some rat looking breeds (usually yapping madly) that make me laugh as I visualize them getting punted through the uprights and yapping along the way