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    Seems that a major religious publication is questioning Jebus ideaology this week.

    Y'know, selling off all your possessions and giving the proceeds to the poor, feeding the hungry, clothing the naked, healing the sick. Jeebus was so anti-establishment at the time, he was definitely a radicalist, who paid the ultimate price for his stance.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZenOps View Post
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    Seems that a major religious publication is questioning Jebus ideaology this week.

    Y'know, selling off all your possessions and giving the proceeds to the poor, feeding the hungry, clothing the naked, healing the sick. Jeebus was so anti-establishment at the time, he was definitely a radicalist, who paid the ultimate price for his stance.

    This is a common misconception. He was in fact the first capitalist pig. In the original translations of the Bible, it clearly says he charged for his services, took entire Kingdoms as payment to heal old rulers, he even took Mary Magdalene as a sex slave in exchange for curing her leperous father.
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    Its hard to know what is written is true. It seems that it is up to the individual preacher to decide what to fail to mention, if anything. If you aren't sure if man landed on the moon, just don't mention it ever?

    Still, most actions come as a shock to the generations that were told to follow some questionable ethics either way. Bible is no exception.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZenOps View Post
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    Its hard to know what is written is true. It seems that it is up to the individual preacher to decide what to fail to mention, if anything. If you aren't sure if man landed on the moon, just don't mention it ever?

    Still, most actions come as a shock to the generations that were told to follow some questionable ethics either way. Bible is no exception.
    I wad joking. Of course Jesus was a socialist. It's religious psychos that are rhe plague.
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