Looking for Babysitter

[ExtraSlow]

OP wants a babysitter

[bjstare]

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After age 2, the kid at the park shouldn't need any help or close interaction with the parent. Let the kid run wild.

I’m not suggesting they hold their hand the whole time. Watching to make sure they aren’t running into traffic would be a good start though.

[ExtraSlow]

Fair. I'm a little sensitive because some hover-mom gave me shit for not being close enough to my kid at the park once. Because "what if they fall?". I was not amused.

[killramos]

Did you fuck her dad?

[Tik-Tok]

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Fair. I'm a little sensitive because some hover-mom gave me shit for not being close enough to my kid at the park once. Because "what if they fall?". I was not amused.

[schurchill39]

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Did you fuck her dad?

In this situation would it be more appropriate to fuck the kid's dad? Then you're still fucking someone's dad but also her husband, kind of a double whammy? Just spit ballin' because, admittedly, I am not as up to speed in dad fucking etiquette as I probably should be.

[killramos]

It’s not the kids fault their mom is a Karen

[Darkane]

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Fair. I'm a little sensitive because some hover-mom gave me shit for not being close enough to my kid at the park once. Because "what if they fall?". I was not amused.

Yeah, to be fair we had an accident with the daughter when she was like 3. She fell getting up the little climbing wall up to the slide at a kids playground. She fell right on her feet and instant death wail crying.

Unluckily, she broke her talus bone in her foot. That one is especially tricky because it has vascularity that runs through it and bone Necrosis is a thing. I think we’re passed that, but we chat about it with the doc yearly

Silly, eh?

[ExtraSlow]

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Yeah, to be fair we had an accident with the daughter when she was like 3. She fell getting up the little climbing wall up to the slide at a kids playground. She fell right on her feet and instant death wail crying.

Unluckily, she broke her talus bone in her foot. That one is especially tricky because it has vascularity that runs through it and bone Necrosis is a thing. I think we’re passed that, but we chat about it with the doc yearly

Silly, eh?

That'd probably change your perspective. But looking back did you think you could've prevented it by being closer? Or staying home? And in hindsight do you wish you had?

[schurchill39]

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That'd probably change your perspective. But looking back did you think you could've prevented it by being closer? Or staying home? And in hindsight do you wish you had?

I make my kids wear these when they are jumping off shit. Its fun for the whole family

[riander5]

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Yeah, to be fair we had an accident with the daughter when she was like 3. She fell getting up the little climbing wall up to the slide at a kids playground. She fell right on her feet and instant death wail crying.

Unluckily, she broke her talus bone in her foot. That one is especially tricky because it has vascularity that runs through it and bone Necrosis is a thing. I think we’re passed that, but we chat about it with the doc yearly

Silly, eh?

My 2 y/o was playing at the park last year and it was a bit wet. She was climbing up those little stair / ladder type things and slipped right through them. I almost had an f'in heart attack but thankfully she just bonked her head a bit but had a toque on. Definitely should have been closer to help a 1.5 y/o out on wet slipper stairs.

Thanks to ES reminding me of the dangers.... I will now really helicopter her.

[suntan]

Hey did you know kids aren’t blinking properly anymore due to screen usage from an early age?

[haggis88]

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Hey did you know kids aren’t blinking properly anymore due to screen usage from an early age?

https://www.chop.edu/news/health-tip...ects-kids-eyes

[tirebob]

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After age 2, the kid at the park shouldn't need any help or close interaction with the parent. Let the kid run wild.

Or left in the car in front of the bar waiting for pop's to bring out a chocolate bar or bag of chips to stop him from pounding the horn constantly then heading back for "just one more"...

[killramos]

Ok now you really are making kids sound just like dogs.

[tirebob]

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Ok now you really are making kids sound just like dogs.

The dog was often treated with more care...

[03ozwhip]

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Or left in the car in front of the bar waiting for pop's to bring out a chocolate bar or bag of chips to stop him from pounding the horn constantly then heading back for "just one more"...

The good ol days

[asp integra]

Thanks for the recommendations guys

haha

[riander5]

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Thanks for the recommendations guys

haha

Did you really think this was the place to find a babysitter.. cmon now.

Ill watch your kid for a fee but ill be passing the chiropractor costs through to you.