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  1. 12-29-2023, 11:40 PM #1
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    Default Vancouver Islander sex with a tree

    Best one liner wins.

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    https://nationalpost.com/news/world/...-with-oak-tree
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    This just in! Giving your children retarded nonsense names results in retardation.
    See Tzeporarah. See Damian. See virtually any hyphenated nonsense, ever.
    I'm planning on having more kids and naming them PhuckCarbon and PlanetQuiller so that will help.
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    Nuts gonna nut
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    fact.
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    guessing who I might be, psychologizing me with your non existent degree.
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    She wants wood and lots of it.
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    Something something long and hard.
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    I feel like I’d be an awesome self intimacy coach.
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    "Self intamacy coach" just sounds like a fancy way of telling people you have a Onlyfans.
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    Came back to ogle 2Legit2Quit wife's buns...
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    Quote Originally Posted by rage2 View Post
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    I feel like I’d be an awesome self intimacy coach.
    send me your rate sheets.
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    You realize you are talking to the guy who made his own furniture out of salad bowls right?
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    Not that I'm a shrink, but it seems like people are confusing sexuality with paraphilias.
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    A sappy love story based on slivers of truth.
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    Wait till a guy finds a knot in the tree.
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    I wood!
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    I say stupid shit all the time.
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    "Look at my small penis everyone,"

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    Quote Originally Posted by sexualbanana View Post
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    Not that I'm a shrink, but it seems like people are confusing sexuality with paraphilias.
    This and the fact this woman is clearly seeking attention.
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    She got the National Post to passively advertise her OF account.
    What did you do this holiday season?
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    Quote Originally Posted by mr2mike View Post
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    She got the National Post to passively advertise her OF account.
    What did you do this holiday season?
    5d chess for sure.
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    You realize you are talking to the guy who made his own furniture out of salad bowls right?
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