Bud Light can with a trans influencer

[Brent.ff]

Wait, Misterman has been missing for months and comes in swinging throwing hard R’s?

[ThePenIsMightier]

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You know there was a time when simply drinking a light beer was considered not "manly"... now all you hillbillies are up in arms having this beer brand betray you.

There also was a time when a prominent member here made a post about the "pussification" of men back in those days... wow, he must be having a hernia over how right he was, both literally and figuratively.

I think you're missing the mark and I care so little about this that I'm not going to dig up the meme to mock you about it.
It's not a thread about "boycott Bud Light becuz Adam & Eve, not Adam & Steve¡!1!" To me, it's about Budweiser being inexplicably out of touch with their current market and the market they are chasing. It's like the "Confederate Flag Vodka Consortium" suddenly advertising in Portland as a viable and sustainable, progressive beverage selection for metrosexuals on penny farthings. It's a bad play.
But I heard there's a houseboat for sale in Richmond for a steal, so I'll give you some time while you chase that down.

[JohnnyHockey13]

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Wait, Misterman has been missing for months and comes in swinging throwing hard R’s?

Makes the old man look edgier.

[JohnnyHockey13]

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I think you're missing the mark and I care so little about this that I'm not going to dig up the meme to mock you about it.
It's not a thread about "boycott Bud Light becuz Adam & Eve, not Adam & Steve¡!1!" To me, it's about Budweiser being inexplicably out of touch with their current market and the market they are chasing. It's like the "Confederate Flag Vodka Consortium" suddenly advertising in Portland as a viable and sustainable, progressive beverage selection for metrosexuals on penny farthings. It's a bad play.
But I heard there's a houseboat for sale in Richmond for a steal, so I'll give you some time while you chase that down.

Ooooohh so funny because I asked once about buying a house boat...gtfo, I've seen a few of your lame ass old man gay jokes now in the Flames thread that nobody responds to (btw, wtf is Zima?), get real, we all know why this bothers you...

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Ooooohh so funny because I asked once about buying a house boat...gtfo, I've seen a few of your lame ass old man gay jokes now in the Flames thread that nobody responds to (btw, wtf is Zima?), get real, we all know why this bothers you...

Yes, you've revealed me. The hallmark of my being is an anti-homosexual stance. That's why I started this thread... Which involves a trans person who is not homosexual.

Shout me down, you functional retard.

[SportEL]

I'm sure women and women athletes are really happy of this collaboration. I'm sure they'll all rush to buy Nike now.

I'm surprised they didn't get Lia Thomas a sponsorship. At least "she" can beat women in swimming.

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I'm sure women and women athletes are really happy of this collaboration. I'm sure they'll all rush to buy Nike now.

I'm surprised they didn't get Lia Thomas a sponsorship. At least "she" can beat women in swimming.

Jesus Christ. Put gender completely aside, this individual is mentally ill

[Thaco]

oh the horror, what ever will all the brand whores do now?

[ThePenIsMightier]

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oh the horror, what ever will all the brand whores do now?

So, you're shaming whores?

[pheoxs]

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I think you're missing the mark and I care so little about this that I'm not going to dig up the meme to mock you about it.
It's not a thread about "boycott Bud Light becuz Adam & Eve, not Adam & Steve¡!1!" To me, it's about Budweiser being inexplicably out of touch with their current market and the market they are chasing. It's like the "Confederate Flag Vodka Consortium" suddenly advertising in Portland as a viable and sustainable, progressive beverage selection for metrosexuals on penny farthings. It's a bad play.
But I heard there's a houseboat for sale in Richmond for a steal, so I'll give you some time while you chase that down.

Or perhaps it's a corporation that has a a semblance of a soul and is seeing all the shit happening lately and is trying to make a point / take a stand in a way they can.

[kertejud2]

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Or perhaps it's a corporation that has a a semblance of a soul and is seeing all the shit happening lately and is trying to make a point / take a stand in a way they can.

Lol.

It's more that a business is seeing a major decline with a not-insignificant demographic (under-35) that will affect their bottom line. They've tried buying up microbreweries and craft breweries to recoup market share but they're still fighting a losing battle. This is a desperate swing.

[bjstare]

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take a stand in a way they can.

Zing!

[ThePenIsMightier]

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Or perhaps it's a corporation that has a a semblance of a soul and is seeing all the shit happening lately and is trying to make a point / take a stand in a way they can.

If by "soul" you mean "maximize profits for the next quarter", then I think that is their exclusive motivation. As it is for virtually any business.
If they were convinced that declaring support for ISIS would bump their profits up, they would run a commercial promoting ISIS.

[jutes]

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Jesus Christ. Put gender completely aside, this individual is mentally ill

Give it a cowboy hat and its essentially Woody from Toy Story.

[JRSC00LUDE]

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Or perhaps it's a corporation that has a a semblance of a soul and is seeing all the shit happening lately and is trying to make a point / take a stand in a way they can.

I don't care for stand up comedy at the best of times let alone this weak attempt.

[asp integra]

Stop promoting these people and starting testing them and medicating for mental illness

[pheoxs]

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I don't care for stand up comedy at the best of times let alone this weak attempt.

Say whatever you want but this is the state of America right now:

Budweiser factories have also reportedly been targeted by a wave of bomb threats this week.

On Thursday, the Los Angeles Police Department confirmed that officers responded to a call from the Anheuser-Busch facility in the Van Nuys section.

A spokesperson for the St. Louis-based beermaker told Patch that several other facilities across the country also received bomb threats.

[JRSC00LUDE]

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Say whatever you want but this is the state of America right now:

Oh I know, the situation and the reactions are absolutely ridiculous. I just think it's funny to suggest that AB is being altruistic here, they gave some idiots far too much control without any real understanding of what was coming and they did it for one reason - profit. The whole thing is funnier than any actual comedy could ever be haha

[rage2]

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oh the horror, what ever will all the brand whores do now?

Buy the dip.

[Sentry]

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So, you're shaming whores?

*brand workers