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    Quote Originally Posted by ExtraSlow View Post
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    you surrender your passport in Europe too, or you used to. I haven't been it Europe for a long time.
    Produce or show upon check-in maybe, but in China they actually took them from us and returned them an hour or so later. Seem strange to me - I have not had such an experience while travelling through several western european countries before & after that China experience (haven't travelled internationally since the plague, though).
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    I partied with Yao Ming while I was there 10/10 would recommend going to a big night club in Beijing even if your old balls. If it’s the same as it was when I was there in 2009 women will run up to you and buy you drinks and they are all over you. Pretty funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by XylathaneGTR View Post
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    Produce or show upon check-in maybe, but in China they actually took them from us and returned them an hour or so later. Seem strange to me - I have not had such an experience while travelling through several western european countries before & after that China experience (haven't travelled internationally since the plague, though).
    Keep photo copies of your passport and know where the nearest embassy is.
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    She wishes it was deep.
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    So deep put her ass to sleep.

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    ya we had to surrender our passports in Beijing and they held them until we checked out. Needed a visa at that time as well.
    Tap, Rack, BANG!

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    Be prepared for the shits.

    A lot of people I have known who went there for business have been wrecked by some sort of bug or the food. Even in very high end joints.
    Originally posted by Thales of Miletus

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    guessing who I might be, psychologizing me with your non existent degree.

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    Good call.
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    You realize you are talking to the guy who made his own furniture out of salad bowls right?

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    On the note of getting the shits; be mindful of your water supply. Drink bottled water obviously, but consider other things like ice-cubes in drinks at restaurants, or brushing your teeth. Guy I travelled with got taken down pretty hard due to rinsing his toothbrush under the tap one morning (lapse of judgment after a late night). He ended up going to a local hospital which was "an experience" in and of itself.
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    Okay, what's the best way to flex on the locals? I'm thinking being a six foot tall white guy helps.
    I think you being white is already the flex. They will take pictures of you like they've never seen your kind before. Or was that being Black in China?
    Originally posted by GTS Jeff
    You know those bored stay at home moms who's entire lives revolve around driving their kids to soccer, various cleaning accessories, and worrying about neighbourhood rapists? The kind of people that watch the View and go "uh huh..." Those unfulfilled people who try to fill the void in their empty lives by writing whiny letters to the editor complaining about shit that no one really cares about?

    Well imagine if instead of writing that letter to the editor, she just posts on a car forum for car enthusiasts. That's Kritafo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dj_rice View Post
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    Or was that being Black in China?
    Paging @rage2 , tell us what it's like being black in China

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    - only bottled water for everything.
    - bring hand sanitizer and packs of Kleenex. Many places don't provide napkins.
    - they accept majority of the CCs. But they prefer payment through WeChat and Alipay.
    - don't wear anything with Winnie the Pooh on it.
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    From what I've heard being Black in China isn't a positive experience - at all.

    I was on the mainland for a very short period of time with my hosts when I lived in Honk Kong for part of a year, just prior to the 1997 reunification with the mainland (1 country, 2 system, until CCP decides FUCKIE YOU). HK people and mainlanders definitely did not appreciate one another's company. Back then circa late 1996, the mainland was shit compared to HK IMO, but I know a lot has changed since then. Probably just my perception too, as my hosts had a very negative opinion of mainlanders and the mainland. I worked/stayed with Danny Lee, he was the owner of Magnum Films, famous there (and somewhat here) for the movies like Hard Boiled and The Killer. Pew pew with handguns in each hand, pewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpew. Pew.

    If you're white and 6'0 and reasonably ok looking, you WILL get a lot of attention from the ladies if they're about. I only experienced that for a short time myself in ShenZhen/mainland China, but HK wasn't too much different in that department either.

    The digestion thing - it hit me a little bit, both in HK and ShenZhen, but I've had worse here in Canada. I suppose it can be a bit random, but it seems a pretty common issue that can have serious effect. Brush teeth with bottled water as mentioned, bring your own water bottle with you if you dine out in case they don't have bottled water or bottled drinks you like.

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    Sounds chill.
    Can you bring a shit pile of seeds for super invasive species plants with you? Do it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThePenIsMightier View Post
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    Sounds chill.
    Can you bring a shit pile of seeds for super invasive species plants with you? Do it.
    I’ve watched a lot of border patrol in my time, and can say with 100% confidence the Chinese are game with bringing literally anything across the border.
    Originally posted by Thales of Miletus

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    guessing who I might be, psychologizing me with your non existent degree.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gman.45 View Post
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    If you're white and 6'0 and reasonably ok looking, you WILL get a lot of attention from the ladies if they're about.
    Shit, this might get out of hand because I'm gorgeous. how do you say, "back off whore" in mandarin?
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    You realize you are talking to the guy who made his own furniture out of salad bowls right?

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    Shit, this might get out of hand because I'm gorgeous. how do you say, "back off whore" in mandarin?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ExtraSlow View Post
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    Shit, this might get out of hand because I'm gorgeous. how do you say, "back off whore" in mandarin?
    Ham sup lo chow hai
    Originally posted by GTS Jeff
    You know those bored stay at home moms who's entire lives revolve around driving their kids to soccer, various cleaning accessories, and worrying about neighbourhood rapists? The kind of people that watch the View and go "uh huh..." Those unfulfilled people who try to fill the void in their empty lives by writing whiny letters to the editor complaining about shit that no one really cares about?

    Well imagine if instead of writing that letter to the editor, she just posts on a car forum for car enthusiasts. That's Kritafo.

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    Big fan of ham soup

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    Bing chilling.

    That is all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ExtraSlow View Post
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    Shit, this might get out of hand because I'm gorgeous. how do you say, "back off whore" in mandarin?
    Just make the jerking off motion really really fast with your hand for a count of 5, and then do the open hand throw "stuff" in their face motion gesture to top it off. Make sure the last part is aimed near their face. They'll back off in every country. Except Costa Rica, there the girls will begin nodding fast, stick both arms out towards you, and begin pursuit.

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