Homes for sale- Hilarious photos

[JordanLotoski]

This is always fun for a good laugh, Ill post these but but wont disclose the agents name, Feel free to add

This gem should have sold day 1 with 20 offers with these photos
https://oakandempire.com/listing/A2042154/

[gwill]

Why would a seller allow that crap to be posted.

[killramos]

I love how the photos still weren’t in focus on the second or third try

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Why would a seller allow that crap to be posted.

Same reason the seller allowed their home to look like that in the first place

[BerserkerCatSplat]

When we bought our place a number of years ago, we got a good deal as the property had sat on the market for a month, likely due to the terrible listing and photos. No staging had been done, barely any cleaning, stuff all over the place. No pictures of kitchen, dining room, master bedroom, ensuite, or basement. Amazed that somebody got paid for that.

[XylathaneGTR]

I like that description. Welcome to this...shit, need an adjective...any adjective will do. What's the best he can come up with? "well-located." Yup - welcome to this well located Dalhousie house. Charming? Quaint? Nah. This bitch is well located, son.

[msommers]

Just when you think it can't get worse, he's got another listing for 1.3M with about the same quality of photos.

How the F as a seller would you allow such trash

[03ozwhip]

So this guy is taking his own pics instead of spending the $150 for a company to do pics for them.

Nice. Getting rich off that $150 for sure.

[davidI]

Almost all listings in Spain are this bad. There's no MLS to see past sale prices either.

Most incredible thing for me is that a dump like this costs $610k now.

[ercchry]

After seeing the photos in 1000s of appraisals, nothing surprises me. This is above average compared to that

[mr2mike]

Owner thinks, "well if someone wants it for that price, I'll go move to Vancouver Island."

[JordanLotoski]

Here is another beauty....Agent is also owner hahah

https://matrix.pillarnine.com/Matrix...?ID=3017077330

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Here is another beauty....Agent is also owner hahah

https://matrix.pillarnine.com/Matrix...?ID=3017077330

Yikes.. I wonder how well this agent does. Did he just use his cell phone on the worst filter possible

[mr2mike]

Always wanted to make sure the woodgrain in the doors met what I was expecting before scheduling a viewing.
Window casing pictures are a bonus.

[msommers]

His 2 additional listings are just as terrible. Consistency is everything

[KrisYYC]

Probably realtors that are 65+ and have trouble using new fangled things like digital cameras or smartphones. Too old and stubborn to hire a photographer

[Disoblige]

Hire that family friend they tell ya... eek.

[mr2mike]

Imagine his kid's wedding photos.

[Kloubek]

Those are really bad.

There is a house for sale a couple of doors away from me where the location pin on Realtor.com is placed on an entirely different block in Chestermere. It's been that way since the listing went up several months ago.

I just don't get it. These Realtors have ONE job. Sell a home. That's what you do. If you aren't capable of providing the very basics, then why are you even in the business?

[ExtraSlow]

I mean, at least these shitty realtors cost less, right?

Padmememe.jpeg.

[msommers]

For a cool 1.8MM, you could have this!

https://www.calgaryhousefinder.ca/pr...ry-ab-t2e-0l5/