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  1. 10-21-2023, 11:19 PM #1
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    Default Poop coming to NW Calgary

    https://cochrane.ca/CivicAlerts.aspx?AID=867

    Gross.

    Somebody gonna be in…. shit
    https://www.cochrane.ca/CivicAlerts.aspx?AID=860
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  2. 10-22-2023, 08:23 AM #2
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    Not to worry. Bearspaw will handle it for you.
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    well shit.
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    You realize you are talking to the guy who made his own furniture out of salad bowls right?
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    well shit.
    urine real deep with that one aren't ya
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    Hopefully not ove rmy head. Might just hold my nose.
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    What if there's a bunch of CoVids in those turds and then all them fish will get the CoVid and then when the fish get served at the daycare inside the Baby Aspirin Factory, literally EVERYONE WILL DIE???!

    I require CBC to tell me what to do.
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    I might already be dead.
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    Not to worry. Bearspaw will handle it for you.
    Bearspaw is fresh water.
    That will end up in Bonnybrook.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ThePenIsMightier View Post
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    What if there's a bunch of CoVids in those turds and then all them fish will get the CoVid and then when the fish get served at the daycare inside the Baby Aspirin Factory, literally EVERYONE WILL DIE???!

    I require CBC to tell me what to do.
    Don't worry. The bacteria levels will balance themselves.
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    Any boil advisories yet?

    It’s the shits when you can’t trust your asshole.
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    Shit happens.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swank View Post
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    Shit happens.
    Forrest knew.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ianmcc View Post
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    Bearspaw is fresh water.
    That will end up in Bonnybrook.
    Bearspaw was freshwater.
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    I hear Cochrane is full on Gaza of this morning. State of emergency and can only use water for emergency purposes.

    lol
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    guessing who I might be, psychologizing me with your non existent degree.
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    I heard they deserved it.

    All Cochrane residents and businesses must adhere to emergency mandatory water conservation. Do not shower, do not wash dishes, do not run your laundry machines. We anticipate that some areas in our community will be without water soon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brent.ff View Post
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    Just popping in to say their website is hilariously broken on mobile
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    Quote Originally Posted by killramos View Post
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    I hear Cochrane is full on Gaza of this morning. State of emergency and can only use water for emergency purposes.

    lol
    least we're not drinking poop water?
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    "problem solved, we just won't provide water!"
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    If you think I have been trying to present myself as intellectually superior, then you truly are a dimwit.
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    guessing who I might be, psychologizing me with your non existent degree.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sentry View Post
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    Just popping in to say their website is hilariously broken on mobile
    It's been like this for years. They'll never fix it.
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