Getting all the leaves from my neighbor

[KRyn]

In the OPs backyard was where I spent most of my days...

[Tik-Tok]

When a couple of trees who were up to no good
Started blowing leaves in my neighborhood

[ThePenIsMightier]

Leave It Alone.

[R!zz0]

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gravel if my google maps detective work is good...... lol

Yeah it's graveled. So there's nothing I can do eh?

[88CRX]

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So there's nothing I can do eh?

Are you trolling?


You're trolling.

[ThePenIsMightier]

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Yeah it's graveled. So there's nothing I can do eh?

Nothing you can do about the gravel?? Of course you can do something about that. You could pave it, plant trees in it, add a water feature or put sod in.

[JRSC00LUDE]

I raked up one little pile and then got scared
Cuz my wife said "pick up those fucking leaves and put em back over there!"

[03ozwhip]

I bought a $30 leaf blower for this shit. Although, I never use it for leaves because I'm lazy and use it for grass on my driveway

[Tik-Tok]

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I bought a $30 leaf blower for this shit. Although, I never use it for leaves because I'm lazy and use it for grass on my driveway

edit: wrong thread

[vengie]

All the snow from my neighbours driveway and roof drifted onto my driveway. In fact this happens everytime it snows.
Can I sue?

[Pacman]

I have no grass on my property, just rocks. The leaf blower/vacuum is perfect for this.

[Shlade]

Use that super soaker and fill it with urine and spray all over his deck. That'll teach him and make him wonder "where is all this piss coming from!!??"

[ExtraSlow]

It's a bigger flex when he knows EXACTLY where the piss is coming from....

[ThePenIsMightier]

I use to live across from a community hall and they had some shitty music thing that a bunch of hipsters showed up for and made noise all fucking night
Anyway, one of those cunts parked in front of my house and the 3 of them half-ate some sandwiches and littered their fucking sandwiches on my lawn.
I grabbed an empty milk jug, some asparagus and started drinking A LOT of water. I poured so much piss all over that car that I still laugh about it and I bet it was 10 years ago. Fresh air vents, door handles, windows, it was SO awesome!!

[bjstare]

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Use that super soaker and fill it with urine and spray all over his deck. That'll teach him and make him wonder "where is all this piss coming from!!??"

There is an unnecessary step here.

[ThePenIsMightier]

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There is an unnecessary step here.

It would be pretty funny to be able to just launch urine like 20 meters, though!

[SKR]

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It would be pretty funny to be able to just launch urine like 20 meters, though!

Just hold your thumb over the end like a garden hose.

Edit: Also a good technique for trick shots in public bathrooms to wow and impress people.

[schurchill39]

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All the snow from my neighbours driveway and roof drifted onto my driveway. In fact this happens everytime it snows.
Can I sue?

You can't sue, but as mentioned previously you can shoot them.

[mr2mike]

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It's a bigger flex when he knows EXACTLY where the piss is coming from....

BBQ a ton of Asparagus while he's outside on his deck?

Edit: damn, PenIsMighty beat me to it.