2024 OFFICIAL Weather and road conditions MEGA THREAD

[ExtraSlow]

Isn't this precisely seasonal?

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This is the time of year I always cheer for rain.

[killramos]

Rain would be quite excellent right about now

Isn’t too early to mow my lawn?

[Tik-Tok]

This is my favorite kind of March weather. Enough heat to get rid of the ice on the lawn and start thawing the ground, so it'll absorb the new snow.

[jwslam]

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I love on the top of the biggest hill for 100m, so I only have to worry when I got for a walk.

Walk like you're going to elementary. Uphill both ways.

Oh wait... that only exists in the 1800's when you were a kid.

[pheoxs]

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This is my favorite kind of March weather. Enough heat to get rid of the ice on the lawn and start thawing the ground, so it'll absorb the new snow.

I hate this time, my dog gets so messy every evening walk wandering through the muck. Morning walks are still nice though when its all slightly frozen. But it's drying up fast so hopefully only another week of it.

[flipstah]

Please rain so Gondek doesn't do a water ban

[Tik-Tok]

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Please rain so Gondek doesn't do a water ban

Rain and snow in the city won't do shit for a drought until the ground has thawed.

[03ozwhip]

I'm hoping this week while it's nice and the rest of the snow Melts, that the wife might be able to fertilize. May be a tad early tho lol

[Tik-Tok]

You don't want to fertilize your lawn until ground temps are 10°c.

Fertilize your wife whenever you feel like though.

[pheoxs]

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I'm hoping this week while it's nice and the rest of the snow Melts, that the wife might be able to fertilize. May be a tad early tho lol

Why would you want a Christmas baby

[suntan]

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Please rain so Gondek doesn't do a water ban

She's itching to get that first berm on Memorial placed.

[ExtraSlow]

1) Calgary will have an outdoor water ban this year, no question, just a matter of how early. I'm betting before end of July.
2) Babies are gross
3) Dog are gross
4) don't touch your lawn until the soil is thawed to at least 6 inch depth.
5) rain is good at all time, but you want it in the mountains to fill the reservoirs.
6) babies are still gross.

[SJW]

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1) Calgary will have an outdoor water ban this year, no question, just a matter of how early. I'm betting before end of July.
2) Babies are gross
3) Dog are gross
4) don't touch your lawn until the soil is thawed to at least 6 inch depth.
5) rain is good at all time, but you want it in the mountains to fill the reservoirs.
6) babies are still gross.

I didn't see whores in your list. So is that still game on?

[firebane]

I would say unless we get a serious amount of rain I would be surprised to not see a ban by June

https://agriculture.canada.ca/en/agr...rought-monitor

[03ozwhip]

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Why would you want a Christmas baby

Babies? Gross. Not even twice. I have no fertilizer left in me, but I have some for my lawn.

[ExtraSlow]

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I didn't see whores in your list. So is that still game on?

0.5) Be sex-positive, whores are good.

[suntan]

So according to that map, the entire country is in a drought?

[Tik-Tok]

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So according to that map, the entire country is in a drought?

Most of the east coast, and populated Ontario/Quebec, as well as Vancouver Island and some mainland is not in a drought.

[suntan]

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Most of the east coast, and populated Ontario/Quebec, as well as Vancouver Island and some mainland is not in a drought.

You mean "not analyzed"

[vengie]

You all mean cLiMaTe EmErGeNcY!