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    Default Worst Lyrics in All of Rock Music

    The great and powerful @SKR recently stated a bold claim.

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    I like ZZ Top, especially their 80s stuff, but "gimme all your lovin, all your hugs and kisses too" are the worst lyrics in all of rock music.
    I think this is thread-worthy, so here we fuckin go!


    I'll argue that SKR is incorrect and that Def Leppard gobbles from the goblet of failure on this one with:

    Make love,
    Like a man.
    I'm a man,
    And that's what I am, yah!

    With a close second to, Def Leppard again when he said:

    Take out the trash.
    No way!
    Today your room.
    Come on, get real!
    Sorry Dad,
    Gotta disappear.
    Let's get the rock outta here!

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    Soulfly - No

    No Judge me no
    No Fuck around
    No Trust no one
    No Criticize
    No Fake smiles
    No Sympathize
    No Enemies
    No Redneck shit

    No Bullshit
    No Slaveship
    No Muthafucking Hootie & The Blowfish
    No Radio songs
    No Bow to none
    No Follow none
    No Politricks...
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    I say stupid shit all the time.
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    "Look at my small penis everyone,"


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    Def lapard is best Norwegian joke band
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    "highly soup-motivated"

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    Or this is good.
    .The heart is cool
    It's a magnificent machine and it don't have a brain but it thinks that you're being too mean
    And it don't have legs, which is sad, cuz it can't run away when you treat it bad
    And if the damn thing had a mouth I'm sure it would say,

    Oh yeah,
    That you gotta stop fucking
    Gotta stop fucking Gotta stop fucking
    Fucking my heart in the ass
    Won't you please stop fucking my heart in the ass,
    Oh won't you please stop fucking my heart

    You can kick me as hard as you want in the left ventricle
    You can bite like a bitch with your teeth on my aortic arch
    But I won't even flinch not an inch
    It would be a cinch when compared to the pain of the emotional boner you shoved in my heart's ass today
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    Elton John's "Solar Prestige a Gammon" has to rate up there.

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    ZZ Top's is especially egregious to me because on the previous album they had a song about cumming on a girl's face, neck and tits. And the next song on the same album has references to BDSM and exhibitionism. A long, long way from hugs and kisses.

    We're all wrong anyway. The right answer is:

    You got mud on your face
    You big disgrace
    Kicking your can all over the place

    Sung menacingly by a buck-toothed dork.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SKR View Post
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    ZZ Top's is especially egregious to me because on the previous album they had a song about cumming on a girl's face, neck and tits. And the next song on the same album has references to BDSM and exhibitionism. A long, long way from hugs and kisses.

    We're all wrong anyway. The right answer is:

    You got mud on your face
    You big disgrace
    Kicking your can all over the place

    Sung menacingly by a buck-toothed dork.
    Queen is the worst band of all time. Then U2. Then Van Halen. Then Rush. Then The Tragically Hip.

    To keep on topic:

    Wet ass pussy.
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    Nonononooo

    Might as well go for a soda...Kim Mitchell....patio lanterns. The guy is a fuckin homo and the worst of all time with the worst lyrics, you guys have very valid points, but are all wrong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JRSC00LUDE View Post
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    Queen is the worst band of all time. Then U2. Then Van Halen. Then Rush. Then The Tragically Hip.

    To keep on topic:

    Wet ass pussy.
    I think anything written by the tragically hip is worthy of this thread
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    guessing who I might be, psychologizing me with your non existent degree.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 03ozwhip View Post
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    Nonononooo

    Might as well go for a soda...Kim Mitchell....patio lanterns. The guy is a fuckin homo and the worst of all time with the worst lyrics, you guys have very valid points, but are all wrong.
    Goddamn, Patio Lanterns is a good call.

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    Queen is the worst band of all time. Then U2. Then Van Halen. Then Rush. Then The Tragically Hip.

    To keep on topic:

    Wet ass pussy.
    That's another peeve of mine. When I read something like wet ass pussy, I think to myself that I wouldn't want an ass pussy, wet or dry.

    I'd really enjoy a thread on overrated rock bands because I think it would be a lot of fun to see people try to act like Pearl Jam doesn't belong in it. Eddie Vedder sucks. Way to sing, fuckhead.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 03ozwhip View Post
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    Nonononooo

    Might as well go for a soda...Kim Mitchell....patio lanterns. The guy is a fuckin homo and the worst of all time with the worst lyrics, you guys have very valid points, but are all wrong.
    Only reason artists like him get any airplay is due to Canadian CRTC laws.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pacman View Post
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    Only reason artists like him get any airplay is due to Canadian CRTC laws.
    Imagine making a career out of the government paying you to bang 6's who get drunk on gallon jugs of white wine and remember the fine-dining days of Bonanza restaurant.
    Originally posted by SJW
    Once again another useless post by JRSCOOLDUDE.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 03ozwhip View Post
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    Nonononooo

    Might as well go for a soda...Kim Mitchell....patio lanterns. The guy is a fuckin homo and the worst of all time with the worst lyrics, you guys have very valid points, but are all wrong.
    Go for a Soda is saved by the great guitar hook, but yeah the lyrics blow. Patio Lanterns is right up there with Come on Aileen, how did this shit get airplay?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SKR View Post
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    ZZ Top's is especially egregious to me because on the previous album they had a song about cumming on a girl's face, neck and tits. And the next song on the same album has references to BDSM and exhibitionism. A long, long way from hugs and kisses.
    Probably loosely correlated with why one of those songs gets radio play even today and the other doesn't, brother. Radio friendly hits get the bills in your pockets.
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    Quote Originally Posted by XylathaneGTR View Post
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    Probably loosely correlated with why one of those songs gets radio play even today and the other doesn't, brother. Radio friendly hits get the bills in your pockets.
    Got Me Under Pressure gets lots of play. I don't know if Pearl Necklace is on the radio much, but I first heard it on their Greatest Hits album so it must have got some attention when the album was initially released. Wikipedia says Got Me Under Pressure was used in a Pennzoil commercial in 2008, although it probably wasn't centered around the "she likes whips and chains" line. They wouldn't be the first songs with loosely-disguised innuendo and double entendres that become hits either.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SKR View Post
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    Got Me Under Pressure gets lots of play. I don't know if Pearl Necklace is on the radio much, but I first heard it on their Greatest Hits album so it must have got some attention when the album was initially released. Wikipedia says Got Me Under Pressure was used in a Pennzoil commercial in 2008, although it probably wasn't centered around the "she likes whips and chains" line. They wouldn't be the first songs with loosely-disguised innuendo and double entendres that become hits either.
    Aerosmith made a career of radio friendly horny pedo songs. Half the tracks weren’t really even disguised.
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    The song needs to be horny, but the filth needs to be mostly implied, it's a fine line.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ExtraSlow View Post
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    The song needs to be horny, but the filth needs to be mostly implied, it's a fine line.
    Yes, thank you Government for letting me know what kind of words are ok to say to people.
    Originally posted by SJW
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    Do you crusty fucks like anything ? Besides PP and trump …

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    Quote Originally Posted by redline View Post
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    Do you crusty fucks like anything ? Besides PP and trump …
    No.
    It's very clear. If we think "go for a soda" is retarded, we must love nothing more than Right Wingism and the fundamental wish to bring back niggers as slaves. You got us. Guilty as charged.

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