Worst Lyrics in All of Rock Music

[ThePenIsMightier]

The great and powerful @SKR recently stated a bold claim.

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I like ZZ Top, especially their 80s stuff, but "gimme all your lovin, all your hugs and kisses too" are the worst lyrics in all of rock music.

I think this is thread-worthy, so here we fuckin go!


I'll argue that SKR is incorrect and that Def Leppard gobbles from the goblet of failure on this one with:

Make love,
Like a man.
I'm a man,
And that's what I am, yah!

With a close second to, Def Leppard again when he said:

Take out the trash.
No way!
Today your room.
Come on, get real!
Sorry Dad,
Gotta disappear.
Let's get the rock outta here!

[SJW]

Soulfly - No

No Judge me no
No Fuck around
No Trust no one
No Criticize
No Fake smiles
No Sympathize
No Enemies
No Redneck shit

No Bullshit
No Slaveship
No Muthafucking Hootie & The Blowfish
No Radio songs
No Bow to none
No Follow none
No Politricks...

[ExtraSlow]

Def lapard is best Norwegian joke band

[ExtraSlow]

Or this is good.

.The heart is cool
It's a magnificent machine and it don't have a brain but it thinks that you're being too mean
And it don't have legs, which is sad, cuz it can't run away when you treat it bad
And if the damn thing had a mouth I'm sure it would say,

Oh yeah,
That you gotta stop fucking
Gotta stop fucking Gotta stop fucking
Fucking my heart in the ass
Won't you please stop fucking my heart in the ass,
Oh won't you please stop fucking my heart

You can kick me as hard as you want in the left ventricle
You can bite like a bitch with your teeth on my aortic arch
But I won't even flinch not an inch
It would be a cinch when compared to the pain of the emotional boner you shoved in my heart's ass today

[The_Penguin]

Elton John's "Solar Prestige a Gammon" has to rate up there.

[SKR]

ZZ Top's is especially egregious to me because on the previous album they had a song about cumming on a girl's face, neck and tits. And the next song on the same album has references to BDSM and exhibitionism. A long, long way from hugs and kisses.

We're all wrong anyway. The right answer is:

You got mud on your face
You big disgrace
Kicking your can all over the place

Sung menacingly by a buck-toothed dork.

[JRSC00LUDE]

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ZZ Top's is especially egregious to me because on the previous album they had a song about cumming on a girl's face, neck and tits. And the next song on the same album has references to BDSM and exhibitionism. A long, long way from hugs and kisses.

We're all wrong anyway. The right answer is:

You got mud on your face
You big disgrace
Kicking your can all over the place

Sung menacingly by a buck-toothed dork.

Queen is the worst band of all time. Then U2. Then Van Halen. Then Rush. Then The Tragically Hip.

To keep on topic:

Wet ass pussy.

[03ozwhip]

Nonononooo

Might as well go for a soda...Kim Mitchell....patio lanterns. The guy is a fuckin homo and the worst of all time with the worst lyrics, you guys have very valid points, but are all wrong.

[killramos]

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Queen is the worst band of all time. Then U2. Then Van Halen. Then Rush. Then The Tragically Hip.

To keep on topic:

Wet ass pussy.

I think anything written by the tragically hip is worthy of this thread

[SKR]

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Nonononooo

Might as well go for a soda...Kim Mitchell....patio lanterns. The guy is a fuckin homo and the worst of all time with the worst lyrics, you guys have very valid points, but are all wrong.

Goddamn, Patio Lanterns is a good call.

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Queen is the worst band of all time. Then U2. Then Van Halen. Then Rush. Then The Tragically Hip.

To keep on topic:

Wet ass pussy.

That's another peeve of mine. When I read something like wet ass pussy, I think to myself that I wouldn't want an ass pussy, wet or dry.

I'd really enjoy a thread on overrated rock bands because I think it would be a lot of fun to see people try to act like Pearl Jam doesn't belong in it. Eddie Vedder sucks. Way to sing, fuckhead.

[Pacman]

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Nonononooo

Might as well go for a soda...Kim Mitchell....patio lanterns. The guy is a fuckin homo and the worst of all time with the worst lyrics, you guys have very valid points, but are all wrong.

Only reason artists like him get any airplay is due to Canadian CRTC laws.

[JRSC00LUDE]

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Only reason artists like him get any airplay is due to Canadian CRTC laws.

Imagine making a career out of the government paying you to bang 6's who get drunk on gallon jugs of white wine and remember the fine-dining days of Bonanza restaurant.

[The_Penguin]

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Nonononooo

Might as well go for a soda...Kim Mitchell....patio lanterns. The guy is a fuckin homo and the worst of all time with the worst lyrics, you guys have very valid points, but are all wrong.

Go for a Soda is saved by the great guitar hook, but yeah the lyrics blow. Patio Lanterns is right up there with Come on Aileen, how did this shit get airplay?

[XylathaneGTR]

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ZZ Top's is especially egregious to me because on the previous album they had a song about cumming on a girl's face, neck and tits. And the next song on the same album has references to BDSM and exhibitionism. A long, long way from hugs and kisses.

Probably loosely correlated with why one of those songs gets radio play even today and the other doesn't, brother. Radio friendly hits get the bills in your pockets.

[SKR]

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Probably loosely correlated with why one of those songs gets radio play even today and the other doesn't, brother. Radio friendly hits get the bills in your pockets.

Got Me Under Pressure gets lots of play. I don't know if Pearl Necklace is on the radio much, but I first heard it on their Greatest Hits album so it must have got some attention when the album was initially released. Wikipedia says Got Me Under Pressure was used in a Pennzoil commercial in 2008, although it probably wasn't centered around the "she likes whips and chains" line. They wouldn't be the first songs with loosely-disguised innuendo and double entendres that become hits either.

[rage2]

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Got Me Under Pressure gets lots of play. I don't know if Pearl Necklace is on the radio much, but I first heard it on their Greatest Hits album so it must have got some attention when the album was initially released. Wikipedia says Got Me Under Pressure was used in a Pennzoil commercial in 2008, although it probably wasn't centered around the "she likes whips and chains" line. They wouldn't be the first songs with loosely-disguised innuendo and double entendres that become hits either.

Aerosmith made a career of radio friendly horny pedo songs. Half the tracks weren’t really even disguised.

[ExtraSlow]

The song needs to be horny, but the filth needs to be mostly implied, it's a fine line.

[JRSC00LUDE]

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The song needs to be horny, but the filth needs to be mostly implied, it's a fine line.

Yes, thank you Government for letting me know what kind of words are ok to say to people.

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Do you crusty fucks like anything ? Besides PP and trump …

[ThePenIsMightier]

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Do you crusty fucks like anything ? Besides PP and trump …

No.
It's very clear. If we think "go for a soda" is retarded, we must love nothing more than Right Wingism and the fundamental wish to bring back niggers as slaves. You got us. Guilty as charged.