Best Lines from The Simpsons

[Xtrema]

[Tik-Tok]

Marge: It took the kids 40 minutes to find Canada on a map.

Homer: Marge, anyone can miss Canada. All tucked away down there.

[asp integra]

"Le Grille? What the hell is that!?"

[samo147]

[ThePenIsMightier]

Why must I fail at every attempt at masonry?!?
Coupled with his wristwatch being strapped to a component that is very much not his wrist, is truly some magical shit.

[Swank]

The knee bone's connected to the something,
The something's connected to the red thing,
The red thing's connected to my wristwatch,
...uh oh.

[dirtsniffer]

Being somewhat closely tied to sales i have used this Lionel hutz "there's the truth.. and the truth! Line many times

[ThePenIsMightier]

^That's for Closers!

[msommers]

“Next question! You there, eating the paste!”

[Swank]

I think I have good motivational skills, everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around.

[Tik-Tok]

Can't talk, coming down.

[msommers]

A certain agitator - for privacy's sake, let's call her Lisa S.

No, that's too obvious. Uh, let's say L. Simpson.

[ThePenIsMightier]

Don't do what Donnie-Don't does.

[ThePenIsMightier]

Whoops, sorry Son. I didn't know you, Jay Leno and a monkey were bathing a clown.