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    Well we had an assignment to write a poem about math. I handed in one about the number 69, and my teacher understood it.. Here's the poem:

    69 Poem

    Sixty-nine, sixty-nine!
    As a number, you're quite fine,
    with divisors three and twenty-three
    and a square root between eight and nine.

    Right-side-up or upside down,
    you stay the same when flipped around.
    Your neat properties are overlooked today
    by the younger generation who likes to clown.

    Your two digits are like peas in a pod.
    They make a cute pair, but not a quad.
    Sixty-eight is the speed limit of a woman,
    because at sixty-nine she blows a rod.
    Last edited by [GaGe]; 10-07-2002 at 06:10 PM.

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    hahahaha that's great....rage and kenny teaching you well i take it???

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    So what grade did you get? You got a detention? LOL

    Thats a great poem! I'm sure LUDELVR would have given you 100% if you were in his english class!
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    I had to redo the poem, and i got an A+ for the redo, and it was posted in the school newsletter.

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH.... HAHAHAHAHAHAH
    PRICELESS!!!!

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    Last time I had detention was like 10 years ago!!


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    i've never had detention..i am good!
    haha

    nice poem Haysen! you have talent

    in a wierd way
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    What's 30 grand when you're buying a BMW, M6 please.


    Originally posted by t-im

    You sound like the type of guy who would buy a C-Class just so you could tell people you have a Benz.
    Oooh the irony.

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    holy crap that is one good poem!!! amazing!

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    detention, bah, I got an in-school suspension once for bashing a kids head into a "No Dogs" Sign poll in the school yard after he made fun of my name . They didn't feel that was appropriate behaviour for a grade 4 student...not to mention they were not thrilled because it was the first day of classes of the very first day of the schools opening, Cardinal Newman.
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    dude if you think that's bad, you should hear some of the stuff i did...i had something like 35 suspensions from grades 7 to 9....it was great

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    haha man your teachers must love u

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    ouch! i was super shy in grade school...and when it was my first day in grade one..this mentally handicapped girl...who was a couple years older than me suddenly had a fit and grabbed my head and banged it on the brick walls outside of school.

    grrr! she was so mean! i didn't even do anything! i was innocent!
    maybe she wanted my barbie backpack?
    Originally posted by ashee
    What's 30 grand when you're buying a BMW, M6 please.


    Originally posted by t-im

    You sound like the type of guy who would buy a C-Class just so you could tell people you have a Benz.
    Oooh the irony.

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    I once got suspended for throwing a rock and hitting another kid in the head... You might not think that was much, but you should have seen the size of the rock

    And I got suspended from work 2 weeks ago for not selling

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    Haha.. When I was in grade 3, I kicked a grade 6 dude in the balls. I almost got suspended for that.

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    hmm suspension, i got suspended in grade 6 for throwing peanuts at a kid who was allergic to them. then i was suspended in jr high for lighting fires in the parking lot of northland mall. then another time i got shit for tying some fag to the chainlink fence with a power cord i stole from the computer room....and a bunch of other crap i dont remember right now...

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    Originally posted by RSeXy
    ouch! i was super shy in grade school...and when it was my first day in grade one..this mentally handicapped girl...who was a couple years older than me suddenly had a fit and grabbed my head and banged it on the brick walls outside of school.

    grrr! she was so mean! i didn't even do anything! i was innocent!
    maybe she wanted my barbie backpack?
    wow, that sounds kind of scary. i wouldnt know what to do. you cant exactly him him/her back

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    Originally posted by Jeff TYPE R
    hmm suspension, i got suspended in grade 6 for throwing peanuts at a kid who was allergic to them. then i was suspended in jr high for lighting fires in the parking lot of northland mall. then another time i got shit for tying some fag to the chainlink fence with a power cord i stole from the computer room....and a bunch of other crap i dont remember right now...
    HAHAHAHAHA That sounds familiar, I remember the fires, and hearing about the tying the kid to the fence with the stolen power cord. Damn Jr.High......

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    Jr. High can be summed up for me with two little words... "Cap Bombs"
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    He's got skills alright. Plagerism skills!

    http://home.hiwaay.net/~criswell/69/69.html
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    I have gone above and beyond what I should rightfully have to do to protect my good name

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    Originally posted by rage2
    He's got skills alright. Plagerism skills!

    http://home.hiwaay.net/~criswell/69/69.html

    BUSTED!!! maybe that's why you got in trouble? teacher's already heard that poem before hehe

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