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    ahhah
    Check these out. Some of these are so funny.


    http://www.duckshit.com/yo-mama-jokes/

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    "Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!"
    "YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE WENT OUTSIDE IN A RED DRESS AND THE NEIGHBORHOOD HOLLERED HEY KOOL-AID"
    "Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!"
    "Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!"
    "Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread."
    "Yo mama's so big, she whistles bass."
    Last edited by turbo_equiped; 07-20-2004 at 09:48 PM.

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    Yo momma so fat, when she dances, she makes the band skip.
    Yo momma so hairy, when you were born, you got rug burn.
    Yo momma so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
    Yo mommas so nasty, she puts ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh.
    Introduce your heart to your throat.

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    Yo momma so fat her blood type is ragu.
    Introduce your heart to your throat.

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    ahha classic momma jokes!

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    Originally posted by GQBalla
    ahha classic momma jokes!

    Wait for Ludelvr...HE will give you some Mama Jokes...
    ...@therealarifjina...

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    Yo Momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."


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    Your momma's so fat..she sat in BIGFOOT...and turned it into a lowrider!!!!!!!!
    Punk....lmfao

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    yo momma's so dumb, she thought the c-walk was a parade for gansters.

    yo momma's so dumb, she thought the harlem shake was a drink.
    "Sic Parvis Magna"
    FKA Silver_SpecV

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    Originally posted by turbo_equiped

    "Yo mama's so big, she whistles bass."
    hahaha

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    ahahaha i like the radio station one best...
    "Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd player skip, at the radio station!!!"

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    hahah found this one..
    Yo momma so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

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    Nice, reminds me of Nutty Professor.
    Autosignature

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    Originally posted by ///M3
    Yo momma so fat her blood type is ragu.
    BAAHAHAHAHHAHAHA good one

    "your momma so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone"
    "your momma so fat when she had a nosebleed gravy came out"

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    Yo momma so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!
    Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!

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    Your momma's so nasty she has a sign in her mouth that says next tooth 2 miles...
    Lost in a Roman wilderness of pain. And all the children are insane.

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    yo Momma so ugly that when she walk by the toilet, the toilet flushes...
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