I'm getting hungry
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I'm getting hungry
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WTF!!???? how can your skin graft to a couch hahahahaha. but so so sad.dude thats sick, 600lb and on a couch for 2-5 years!Shitting on a couch for 2.5 years would eventually be like crazy glue no? But there's no way 2.5 years of crap from something that large would fit in a room. An elephant keeper uses a shovel to clear up mountains of shit in a week - hell even a cat will fill a litter box in a couple weeks. Bleeech.Originally posted by atomic
i wonder where she went to the bathroom
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That's not sweat. It's your fat, crying.
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i guess they changed thier story :P
STUART, Fla. -- A 480-pound Martin County woman has died after emergency workers tried to remove her from the couch where she had remained for about six years
so she weighed less and was there even longer.... also says she was only 4'10"
it also says soem guy lived there with her, thats prolly how she got her food... they're looking at charging him with negligence...
they updated and completely changed it today :P
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She eats herself to death and they charge him with negligence wtf.
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it could be some sort of a mental illness/medical condition that she's suffering from.... so she's probably not fit (mentally) to take care of herself. Thats when her legal 'guardian' should come into play. unfortunately not in this case.
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Well, safe to say they won't find a coffin large enough for her. So I suppose she'll be cremated. Perhaps her ashes will fit in a full size garbage can?
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Man that is just fcuking unbelievable!!! That shit, literally, should be on Ripley's Believe it or not......disturbing......
I am user #49Originally posted by rage2
Shit, there's only 49 users here, I doubt we'll even break 100
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the dude probably knew which flap of the lady her crap would be under and cleaned up under there once in a while...
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Which flap!? hahahaOriginally posted by three.eighteen.
the dude probably knew which flap of the lady her crap would be under and cleaned up under there once in a while...
How the hell could you live with someone like that?
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Originally posted by Z_Fan
Well, safe to say they won't find a coffin large enough for her. So I suppose she'll be cremated. Perhaps her ashes will fit in a full size garbage can?
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He's probably a zookeeper.Originally posted by 86max
Which flap!? hahaha
How the hell could you live with someone like that?
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i dont exactly understand what "surgically removed" is supposed to mean... unless the "couch" was actually her ass.
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would she even fit inside the oven?Originally posted by Z_Fan
Well, safe to say they won't find a coffin large enough for her. So I suppose she'll be cremated. Perhaps her ashes will fit in a full size garbage can?
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Originally posted by eb0i
would she even fit inside the oven?
Prolly not, but nothing a band saw wouldn't fix.
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It wasOriginally posted by sputnik
i dont exactly understand what "surgically removed" is supposed to mean... unless the "couch" was actually her ass.
All her skin grafted itself to the couch
This is hilarious, I dont even know how someone could let themself slip that bad
Originally posted by mugensix
im @ pizza hut here in medicine hat gettin some munchies, and i accidentally take some dudes food.. anyways i get called(did pickup so wen i foned in they musta had the #) and i had to fuckin return it, what a fuckin embarrassment lol, a buncha hotties wrkin 2.Originally posted by swak
Your post is a bigger embarrassment than that bro.Originally posted by mugensix
Im sorry, because you must be a fucking immature moron with time to kill hey? go fucking die in a corner. Typical uneducated retard...
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thats desturbing... yet funny god after like a few months wouldnt she have got restless and left the couch
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I can't sit 5 minutes on a couch without fidgeting... I don't think I've ever sat for more than 2 or 3 hours... Still fookin gross...
Originally posted by VIZSLA
Seems that running qualifying in three heats worked so well we're now running the race in three parts too.
1, On the track
2, In the steward's box
3, In Paris
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that's so retarded that they'd consider it to be a case of neglect....like someone else is supposed to be responsible for her being rediculously fat? no one is resposible for their own actions anymore....(OMG, coffee needs a warning that it's hot!!!)....for fucks sake
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Thats brutal. It might be harsh, but i don't think she was even worth saving?
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