Sorry, I didn't order a room with Spiders

[Ben]

So I get out of the shower after a long drive to Vancouver this past weekend, I'm not wearing my contacts, and I can see this big dark blob on the door frame.

I know it wasn't there before I got in the shower.

Anyhow, yeah, this guy was Mr McNasty. I hate spiders, this guy had big fangs and everything

Wasn't impressed to say the least.

Ended up trapping it in a coffee mug and flushing it in the toilet. Took two flushes, this bastard could swim!


Needless to say, I thought I'd share my experience, hahaha, seeing as how we've had some NASTY spider encounters on this forum befor.

[Chester]

hole-e-shit

[illeagle]

that looks like a water spider... they get BIG, put it this way... they can eat minnows

[africano]

seriously though, that thing is huge. You should put a leash on it and take it for walks.

[FiveFreshFish]

Originally posted by Ben
Took two flushes, this bastard could swim!

You should have peed on it first!

[Altezza]

Originally posted by FiveFreshFish


You should have peed on it first!

What if it jumped on his wang and injected it's venom?

[DreammEr]

lol ^^

[saiyajin]

then for a short period of hes gonna hav a giant cock hahaha

[illeagle]

Originally posted by Altezza


What if it jumped on his wang and injected it's venom?

then he'd be fucked, and have to die in van city..in a spider infested hotel... or they can remove the infection...

[Ben]

He was about the size of a yo-yo, the photo makes him look smaller than he really is.

And yeah, my major agenda was to get this fucker outta my room asap, and urinating on him was not job 1.

[Zephyr]

i remember one time i killed a spider and threw it in the trash can, 30 min later i went to sleep and it crawled back onto my nightstand and once i turned around it looked straight at me...scary stuff

[Chester]

I honestly would not want to goto to sleep in that room after seeing a spider like that. I was stayin at my aunts house in houston a while ago and saw the nastiest bug, I didn't sleep that night.

[EK 2.0]

Originally posted by Ben
He was about the size of a yo-yo, the photo makes him look smaller than he really is.

And yeah, my major agenda was to get this fucker outta my room asap, and urinating on him was not job 1.

Prolly urinated in your pants when you saw him, so there was no urine for the spider left...

[Ben]

Here's a closer one, lightened up a bit...look at it's teeth, it's got like massive Sabretooth fangs!

[ryder_23]

thats nuts Ben....i share the same fear of spiders...just lookin at those fangs and shear size of it scare me

[saiyajin]

i frikiin hate spiders and that one is just

[Ben]

I have no problems with Albertan spiders, I mean for the most part anything in calgary is harmless, but when I'm placed in a totally different ecosystem that I am not familiar with...screw that, fuck that noise...he was NOT a friendly daddy long legs.

[boy1_]

meh, not so big, in my basement (where my room happens to be) there are tons of spiders, i've killed tons that big. in fact i had to kill one with a 3 inch leg span earlier today

[Ben]

Originally posted by boy1_
meh, not so big, in my basement (where my room happens to be) there are tons of spiders, i've killed tons that big. in fact i had to kill one with a 3 inch leg span earlier today

Sweet. I'm not used to them, so it was big to me.

[badseed]

I once saw a june beatle (not sure on the spelling) in BC the size of a friggin mouse. It waz so big I could hear it breath. So I melted the butt of a Colt to its face!!!!!!!!1