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    Default Irvine: Rally ride better than sex

    Great Britain · Ford · 12/11/2002 10:05:40

    Formula 1 driver Eddie Irvine has raved about his first experience of a World Rally Car, after being given a passenger ride by Colin McRae.

    The Scot treated Irvine to a high-speed trip in his Ford Focus WRC last week. Irvine had originally hoped to drive the car himself, but Ford chiefs were afraid he might damage the machine.

    Speaking to The Sun about the experience, Irvine said: "I've flown in fighter jets with the Red Arrows and been bounced around in super-quick powerboats but nothing compares to the experience of sitting alongside Colin.

    "It was truly awesome and in all honesty I have to confess the experience was better than sex. I have never felt so invigorated in my life. When we first set off I wasn't sure whether I was enjoying it or not because I kept thinking to myself 'This is madness.' I was just thankful when we stopped."

    The experience quelled any thoughts Irvine might have had about switching disciplines. "After witnessing the way Colin handled the car there was no point in me having a go because I would have been so far off the pace," he said. "At times the car was completely airborne and at others we were sideways with the speedo touching 100mph.

    "I knew Colin was good but he's certainly gone up in my estimation. And I certainly have no intention of trying to become a professional rally driver."


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    ok....................................................

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    If that's the case, I'm starting a rally racing service.

    I'll put those lousy escort services, massage parlours and pimps and hookers out of business in a matter of months.

    Then I'm gonna open a rally racing store that will put 'Just for Lovers' and other adult-oriented stores out of business.

    Then I'm gonna open a chain of rally racing video rental stores that will put Source Adult out of business.

    Then I'm gonna start a rally racing website that will put both hardcore and softcore porn websites out of business. They will be shut down due to lack of traffic because everyone will come to my website.

    Then I'm gonna.........

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    lol. Might be better but it's no substitute. And your four wheel drive hookers would be too expensive! What would you charge anyway? 150 for 15 mins?!

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    Heh, that's pretty impressive considering the high speeds that an F1 must get up to!

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    so i wonder what he is going to do now??
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    Default Re: Irvine: Rally ride better than sex

    Originally posted by Mikko
    "It was truly awesome and in all honesty I have to confess the experience was better than sex. I have never felt so invigorated in my life.

    nothing is better than sex....unless it sucks...haha...then yes, i suppose that that would be better than sex.
    Originally posted by ashee
    What's 30 grand when you're buying a BMW, M6 please.


    Originally posted by t-im

    You sound like the type of guy who would buy a C-Class just so you could tell people you have a Benz.
    Oooh the irony.

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    Default Re: Re: Irvine: Rally ride better than sex

    Originally posted by RSeXy



    nothing is better than sex....unless it sucks...haha...then yes, i suppose that that would be better than sex.
    yea nothing is better than sex... unless its bad sex like with a larger than life partner...

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    Default Re: Re: Re: Irvine: Rally ride better than sex

    Originally posted by Zephyr


    yea nothing is better than sex... unless its bad sex like with a larger than life partner...

    sounds like you've had experience in this dept!
    Originally posted by ashee
    What's 30 grand when you're buying a BMW, M6 please.


    Originally posted by t-im

    You sound like the type of guy who would buy a C-Class just so you could tell people you have a Benz.
    Oooh the irony.

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    FOr a guy NO SEX IS BAD SEX!!!
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    Default Re: Re: Re: Re: Irvine: Rally ride better than sex

    Originally posted by RSeXy



    sounds like you've had experience in this dept!
    not really i only had one partner so far..... and shes normal size but sex is sex and sex is great! just the word sounds cool! SSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXX

    haha i feel like i'm in the 2nd grade and i just learned that word...

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    He must be a homosexual virgin.

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    Originally posted by SlammedZE
    FOr a guy NO SEX IS BAD SEX!!!

    I beg to differ...your mother was horrific!





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    Default Re: Re: Irvine: Rally ride better than sex

    Originally posted by RSeXy



    nothing is better than sex....unless it sucks...haha...then yes, i suppose that that would be better than sex.
    actually if I had a choice between getting busy all night or cruising in my car on a clear warm evening all night long id go with the cruise, thats totally heaven for me...in the winter when the cars parked a sunny powder day of skiing would also take precedence over sex
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    dude wtf is wrong with you?? it depends on the car for the first one...but you would rather go skiing than have an awesome day of sex?? your must have something wrong with you then, because if that's the case then your not male....

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    I'm always down for sex but you have to make time for an ex.

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    it all gets old fast and you realise how to appreciate the real experiences in life
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    Originally posted by Redlyne_mr2
    it all gets old fast and you realise how to appreciate the real experiences in life

    sounds like you've been around! haha...j/k'ing! its good to do other things...and not be a horndog like most guys are.
    Originally posted by ashee
    What's 30 grand when you're buying a BMW, M6 please.


    Originally posted by t-im

    You sound like the type of guy who would buy a C-Class just so you could tell people you have a Benz.
    Oooh the irony.

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