My Fav. Ralph Wiggum Sayings

[bosa]

"I bent my wookey".
"Hi,Supernintendo Chalmers".
"I dress myself".
"I ate the purple berries".
"Ralph-He steps on the clutch and the toilet goes flush,hail to the..
Principal Skinner-SHUT UP!!"
"Me fail english?That's umpossible!"
"My face is on fire!"
"Your going to heaven".
"Umm...Mrs Hoover,theres a dog in the vent".
"I'm a boy!"
"Chocolate Microscopes!?"
"My cat's breath smells like cat food".
"When I grow up,I'm going to Bovine Uniersity".
"What's a battle?"
"Somebody took my juice money!"
"He's gonna smell like hotdogs".
"When the Doc. said I didn't have worms anymore,that was the happiest day of my life".
"Daddy,these rubber pant's are hot".
"Look Daddy,a whale egg!"

[redec]

I can't believe you left out
"Principal Skinner, I got carsick in your office"

[Zephyr]

"I'm a totem poll! Hiy'a hiy'a hiy'a!"

"This is my angry face, grrrrrr!"

"I'm Ralph" *draws all over himself*

"This tastes like burning."

"Meow"

"You choo, choo, choose me?"

"Toy store! Toy store! Toy store!"

"Ahhhh! She's touching my special spot."

"All your toys are neat and clean, mine are all sticky."

"I'm learnding."

[sexualbanana]

"so my doctor says that i'd stop getting nosebleeds if i kept my finger out."

[infamous]

my fav of all time is "this tastes like burning" and i'm glad that zephyr posted it

[szw]

My favourite ralph 'scene' is the one where they are acting out hamlet I think.

Ralph gets one practice shot on bart and stabs himself. hahaha

[jaylo]

Ralph: "Yay! Practice stab!" (and he stabbed himself)
Moe: "Oh boy, did I bet on the wrong horse."

Ralph: Daddy, how come you're not at work today?
Chief Wiggum: How come you're not at school today?
Ralph: My teacher said she's tired of trying.
Chief wiggum: Me too son, me too...

(earring got caught on his shirt) "Aw I got an ouwie on my ear and I got an ouwie on my shoulder, I got 2 ouwies!"

"How come everyone runs away from me?" (and he starts peeing his pants)

To Lisa: "So, do you like... stuff?"

"My worm went in my mouth and then I ate it! Can I have another one?"

"Ms. Hoover, I ate my glue again."

"Daddy I saw Principal Skinner and Miss Kerbappel in the closet making babies and one baby came out and the baby waved at me."

"I beat the smart kids, I beat the smart kids!" (then he trips and crushed his mint condition Star Wars figurines)

[bosa]

Originally posted by jaylo
and one baby came out and the baby waved at me.

isn't it "and i saw one of the babies,and one of the babies looked at me"?

[bol]

I can't believe you left out

"I'm a gultch!"

[redec]

Originally posted by civicLVR


isn't it "and i saw one of the babies,and one of the babies looked at me"?

actually it is:
"principle skinner and ms krabapel were in the closet making babies and i saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me"

...there's a couple quotes on this page which have not been entirly accurate....I'm appalled :P

[jaylo]

Originally posted by civicLVR


isn't it "and i saw one of the babies,and one of the babies looked at me"?

something like that :P I can't really remember

[SickBastard]

Originally posted by jaylo
"How come everyone runs away from me?" (and he starts peeing his pants)

This one was a classic....LoL

[RickDaTuner]

yeah i love that one where it valentines and he give lisa a car and hes like

"I choo choo choose you, and theres a picture of a train"

RALPH: I am so glad you cho, cho chosed to come...
LISA: I think you should give that a rest Ralph

haha to funny

A leprechaun told me to burn things

I'm Idaho!

[RickDaTuner]

RALPH: Lisa!
LISA: Hi Ralph, you were great tonight
RALPH: Awwww.. thanks
LISA: I've got something for you
RALPH: Let's be friends.... it says be and there's a picture of a bee on it!... hehe
LISA: I thought you'd like it

FLANDERS: Ralph, you're gonna be on special teams
RALPH: I'm special

RALPH: Goodbye witches... thanks for not eating me
CHIEF WIGGUM: Yeah, you hags are all right!

MISS HOOVER: I need a volunteer to present an oral report on Principal Skinner's life
RALPH: Miss Hoover? Which one is oral?
MISS HOOVER: Out of your mouth Ralph

MISS HOOVER: Volunteers?..... thank you Lisa
RALPH: No Miss Hoover, I'm Ralph

TESTING GUY: Here's your scientifically selected career
RALPH: Salmon Gutter???

RALPH: My knob tastes funny

[Zephyr]

"Lisa's bad taping makes my feet sad..."

"Weeee! I'm a pop sensation!"

[Madspinner]

"The slide tickles my bottom"
That was on a couple of weeks ago .on the halloween special.

[kevie88]

I bent my wookie!

[SpoonEK9@STRD]

Finnaly some recognition....heh..