favorite simpson's quote v.3.423525213414

[finboy]

since its so slow, insert one of your favorite quotes...

Mr.Burns: Quick Smithers. Bring the mind eraser device!
Smithers:You mean the revolver, sir?
Mr.Burns: Precisely.

[CelicaST-162]

"you sunk my battleship"

[Gonthro]

Originally said by Homer
Im somewhere where i dont know where i am

Originally said by Ralph
my cats breath smells like cat food

Originally said by Ralph
i bent my wookie

[A_3]

"max power, he's the man whose name you'd love to touch, but you musn't tooouuuuuccchhhhh, his name sounds good in your ear, but when you say it you musn't feeaaarrr, cause his name can be said by anyone"

Toooo many to name, but I love the max power song... i'm naming my first born that

[kevie88]

Homer: All work and no play make Homer something something..

Marge: Go crazy?

Homer: Don't mind if I do!!! MBLababablablablalbla!!

[kevie88]

Can you name the car with four-wheel-drive?
Smells like a steak and seats thirty-five!
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down.
It's a country-fried truck endorsed by a clown.
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Twelve yards long and two lanes wide,
Sixty-five tons of American pride!
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Top of the line in utility sports!
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts.
Canyonero! Canyonero!
She blinds everybody with her super-high beam.
She a squirrel-squishin', deer-smackin' drivin' machine!
Canyonero! Canyonero!

[xDiMSuMx]

I am so smart! S-M-R-T

haha

[JordanLotoski]

castro: let me hold your 1 million dollar bill
burns: ok but u have to give it back
burns ok.....give it back now
castro...give what back

[LUDELVR]

Homer at the post office:

Homer : Hello, my name is Mr. Burns...I believe you have a letter for me!

Teller: Okay Mr. Burns, what's your first name?

Homer: ...I doonnn't know....

[A_3]

Mr.Burns-you stay with me, you're the pick of the litter
Lisa-maybe we were wrong about burns on this one
Smithers-are you sure you wanna go through with this sir you have a very full wardrobe as it is
Mr.Burns-yesss, but not completely full, you see....

some men hunt for sport
others hunt for food
the only thing i'm hunting for
it an outfit that looks good...
seeeee my vest
see my vest
made from real guerilla chest
feel this sweater
there's no better then authentic irish setter
see this hat
twas my cat
my evening wear
vampire bat
these white slippers are albino african endangered rhino
grizzle bear
underwear
turtles necks
i've got my share
beret of puddle
on my noodle is shall rest
try my red robin suit
it comes one breast or two
see my vest
see my vest
seeeee my vest
like my loafers
former goffers
it was that who skinned my chaufers
but a greyhound fur tuxedo would be best
so let's prepare these dogs
you two for matching clogs
see my vest
see my vest
ohhhh please won't you see my veeesssssttttt

Mr.Burns-I really like the vest
Smithers-i gathered... yeah
Lisa-*gasp* he's gunna make a tuxedo out of our puppies
Bart-na na nuh na na nuh na na nuhhhhh
Lisa-BART!!!!
Bart-sorry... you gotta admit... it's catchy

[lam-boy]

milhouse was it? : go apple!

bart I think : go orange!

ralph : GO BANANA~!

[tsi_neal]

Save me jebus

[86max]

Originally posted by Radioactive Man
MY EYES! ZE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!!

[finboy]

Originally posted by 86max

thankyou ben

[Team_Mclaren]

"dont u hate pants"

[saiyajin]

Homer to Bart(i think): 6 simple words im not gay but il learn

or

Homer: Dear Baby ...welcome to Dumpsville...popullation...U

or the one in my sig haha

[LUDELVR]

I forget this one but something similar:

Homer: next thing you'll tell me you can get bacon, pork chops and ham from one animal!

Lisa: Dad, those do come from the same animal!

Homer: Yah Lisa...some sort of "SUPER ANIMAL"!!

[A_3]

k i'll stop after this one...

Homer- o.k. let's see, toke as need, caution, objects may appear more edible then they actually are.

Marge- What's that billowing down the stairs... *gasp* it's smoke...

Lise- It smells like the art teachers office

Homer- Smoookkkkeeeee on the water...dun dun duh dun duh dun dun

Marge- UH OH

Homer-...... I am hungry for a candy bar, i think i'll eat a mound

Familty-Gasp

Marge- Homer you're doing drugs, ahh now i'm guilty of possesion, I could go to prison, unless I testify against you

Homer-Marge it's making my eyes better, and it's legal, I could walk up to the president and blow smoke in his stupid monkey face, and he would just have to sit there groooooving on it.


That whole episode it amazing...

Marge-hello

Homer-MARGE!!! I just realized... I am the ohhhh in the word oh... AND IF YOU TELL ANYONE...

Marge-Honey I like it when you call but we just talked five minutes ago *beep* Hang on call waiting... hello....

Homer-HEY, it's me, I have marge on the other line and she it totally bumming me out...

Marge- ohhhhh


k k I'll stop now...

[saiyajin]

Originally posted by LUDELVR
I forget this one but something similar:

Homer: next thing you'll tell me you can get bacon, pork chops and ham from one animal!

Lisa: Dad, those do come from the same animal!

Homer: Yah Lisa...some sort of "SUPER ANIMAL"!!

^^^ i think he said Magical animal tho not sure but sure it wasnt super hah

Homer: Marge weaseling out of things is wat seperates us from the animals....except the weasel

[LUDELVR]

Originally posted by saiyajin


^^^ i think he said Magical animal tho not sure but sure it wasnt super hah

haha, I think you're right!!

And I'm gonna stop today after these ones!!

Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.





Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?

Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up)