favorite simpson's quote v.3.423525213414

[GreyFox]

lou: hey cheif, can i hold my gun sideways, it looks so much cooler

HAHAHA that's a good one right there

I also like the one where it's cheif wiggum in wherever they have mardi gras at, and he chassing after big daddy. They track big daddy and ralph down to the house on the water...

*Big daddy runs into the room and jumps in one of those huge chairs and turns around*
*Wiggum runs in merely seconds after*
*Big Daddy swivels around in his chair with his hands crossed*
Big Daddy: I've been expecting you...
Wiggum: Give me back my son or else your under arrest!
Big Daddy: Well you see under the current circumstances and situation the actual...BLAH!! *throws ralph at the cheif then jumps through a window and starts slowly swimming away*

[2.0turbo]

Kent: We found gold in our river, I guess you could say we're all getting a golden shower.

pause and some wispering from the studio

Kent: What, I've never heard of that, that's discusting.

[finboy]

"yvan eht nioj"

[AcuraTl]

IGOR: without my football i am nootthing!!!

Dr. Hibbard: Well atleast you have your degree in ..... COmmunications!!!!!! or dear LOOOOOOOORD!

Igor: i know it a phooneey degreee, igor learning noooothing NOOOOOOOTHINGG!!! *weep* *weep*

[bruce_eli]

Grandma flanders: Hello Joe!


Homer: Now what was I supposed to do?
Santa's little Helper: BART BART BART

[saiyajin]

milhouse: trab pu kcip ...trab pu kcip

milhouse dad: wat did i say bout writing on the walls

[SwitchBlade]

Homer: NOOOOOO Lingwo dead
Lingwo: No Lingwo is Dead

Homer: Lisa Monkeys!!!

Homer: The toilet recomended America town

Hey, its Mr. McGee with an arm for a leg and a leg for knee

[Bonka]

You don't snuggle with Max Power, you strap yourself in and FEEL THE G's!!! *pelvic thrusts*

[sexualbanana]

Lisa: What's Santa's Little Helper doing?
Bart: Looks like he's trying to climb over that other dog, but he can't seem to do it. YOU CAN DO IT BOY!!
<Marge covers up both their eyes>

[ex1z7]

moe - so who's paying the tab
homer (hawking voice) - I am
hawking - I didn't say that
homer (hawking voice) - yes I did
*mechanical punch*
homer (hawking voice) - doh

comicbook store man - I am smart, much smarter then you!

Flyman - Aw come on guys look, I stayed up all night dying my underwear

psychotic mechanical scratchy walks up to homer
Homer - hey look this ones coming onto me
*ducks*
oo hehehe
*ducks*

Euro Itchy and Scratchy land ticketmaster - Helloooo.. Itchy and scratchy land, open for business....Aw come on... my kids need wine.

Homer - if you're happy and you know it say a swear
Bart - Damn !
Nelson - Boobs !
Ralph - Mittens !

Ralph - Miss Hoover theres a dog in the vent
Miss Hoover - Ralph, remember when you said scrabblepuss was outside ?
Ralph - He was going to the bathroom...

Ralph has his hand up after summer break bell rings
Ralph - Was president Lincoln okay?
Miss Hoover - Go home ralph.

little girl - Misses pumelwart......hello?.....I'd like to get down now...

Kent - I've been told I'm allowed to talk to the ring leader
Homer - please dont be the boy please dont be the boy
*bart raises head*
*homer gains 10 pounds and looses 2 hairs*

Chalmers - SKKIINNNEERRRR what is going on here
Skinner - uh uh um nothing super intendent chalmers everything is under contr- *dog falls on chalmers*
Chalmers - Aww. . . I can't stay angry looking into this dogs lovable eyes
Willie - AHHHHHHH MAKE WAY FOR WILLIE ! *falls on chamlers*
Willie - I said make way for Willie ..
Chalmers - Skinner you're fired !
Skinner - I'm sorry .. did you just call me a liar ?
Chalmers - No I said you're fired ..
Skinner - Oh .. thats much worse ..

Skinner - You fell for the oldest trick in the book Bart, there is no Skotchtoberfest
Willie - There isn't ? YA USED ME SKINNA ... YEA USSSEEDDD ME !

Homer - Rage fading..fading..RISING ! ... fading ... gone

Grandpa - I don't think he's coming back... I'll have to remember my army survival training.
*night falls*
Grandpa - Damn

Chief Wiggum - Is it ok to sleep with a nightlight on Bart ? Ralphy gets a little scared of the dark sometimes.
Bart - Yea no problem
*turns on nightlight, 9000k HID style*
*bart squints and blocks the light*
Ralph - ahh... I'm scared...

Girls - Hey lisa are you going to marry a carrot ?
Lisa - Yes..I'm going to marry a carrot..
Girls - *giggles* she admitted it !
Ralph - I can't believe I used to go out with you.

Butler - Your chowdare sir
Quimbies Nefew - haha say it again
Butler - say what sir ?
Nefew - Chowda, say it again.
Butler - Chowdare sir ?
Nefew - Chowda ! SAY CHOWDA !

[fcuk_it]

chief wiggum "bake em away toys"
lou "what did you say chief?"
bart" take em away boys"
chief wiggum "yeah.. what the boy said"

[lam-boy]

"Attention, we are out of BORT Liscence plates..WE NEED MORE BORT LISCENCE PLATES!!" hahahah

[SwitchBlade]

Homer and god...

Homer look up at the ceiling yelling at god: Why must you torment me!?!?

Marge: Homer thats just a waffle stuck to the ceiling

Homer rips it down: MMMMMMMM sacriligious

[el_fefes]

Huckleberry Hound " I was soooo gayyyy. And I couldn't tell anyone!"
From behind the laughter.

[FoRn420]

Homer: Press any key to continue...well where's the any key?

[sexualbanana]

Originally posted by fcuk_it
chief wiggum &quot;bake em away toys&quot;
lou &quot;what did you say chief?&quot;
bart&quot; take em away boys&quot;
chief wiggum &quot;yeah.. what the boy said&quot;

Sorry, I gotta correct you on this one.

Bart: Take 'em away boys.
Wiggum: Hey hey, I've the chief here. Bake 'em away toys.
Other cop: What'd you say?
Wiggum: Do what the boy says.

[CivicNation]

Cheif Wiggum: Now Ralphy what do u say when u see marge simpson

Ralph: Freeze crazy lady *takes out a gun*

Cheif Wiggum: Aim a little higher Ralph. Yah now thats called a kill shot.

OR

Kent Brockman: I'm here live at town square and to prove its live, PENIS!

[chris]

"duffman thrusting pelvis in direction of problem... oh yeah"

[RacerGirl]

"Everything's coming up Millhouse!"

[habsfan]

Milhouse playing bonestorm

Milhouse: Wow this game is great, and i've only entered my name! THRILLHOUSE!!

TV reads THRILLHO
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Lisa: Dad, we need to talk about mom.
Homer: But then i won't be watching TV. You can see the bind i'm in.
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Moe:Well, what can we do. We can't tickle Elmo no more.
*tickles Elmo*
Elmo: No means NO! *slaps moe in the face*