This has to be the funniest thing that has ever happened to me on the road.
I was coming home late from work so the streets were fairly empty (3am). This little fag in a souped up (read: riced out) civic is riding my ass for three blocks or so when there is a whole other lane to his left he can pass me with. Anyways I stop at the light and he rolls down his window and glares at me. I kinda chuckle at this moron with his hat on lock and shitty rap tunes blaring. So I roll down my window so he can see that I am laughing at him. He proceeds to rev up his engine and make some loud farting noise out of his useless 4 inch pipe...which makes me laugh harder.
So I turn twards the light and it goes green I give it some gas and let fly. I don't see the kid behind me so I check out my rear view and the kid is stalled out at the light. I almost pissed my pants when I saw him.
So about three or four lights up he is beside me again and I am thinking this kid probably wants nothing to do with me now since he just embarrassed the shit out of himself. But to my surprise he starts reving again. I go "ok" and give him a little head start off the line then punch it and blow by him within 60 feet, and I was only doing 60-70kmh. I couldn't blive this kid.
The kicker is I was in my Hyundai Sonata which isn't exactly a sports sedan by any means (170 HP / 181 ftlbs V6)
Sometimes I wish I had a bag of rice in my car so that when I see these fucktards I can give them a nice rice shower like at a wedding...that will make them feel even more special than when they were in that special class.