Top 20 Replies by Programmers When Their Programs Don't Work

[GingeRRRBeef]

20. "That's Weird..."
19. "It's never done that before."
18. "It worked yesterday."
17. "How is that possible?"
16. "It must have a hardware problem."
15. "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash."
14. "There is something funky in your data"
13. "I haven't touched that module in weeks!"
12. "You must have wrong version."
11. "It's just some unlucky coincidence."
10. "I can't test everything!"
9. "THIS can't be the source of THAT."
8. "It works, but it's not been tested."
7. "Somebody must have changed my code."
6. "Did you check for a virus on your system?"
5. "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel?"
4. "You can't use that version on your system."
3. "Why do you want to do it that way?"
2. "Where were you when the program blew up?"

(You have to think like a user to get this one)
1. "I thought I fixed that."

[GingeRRRBeef]

A Girl's Guide to Geek Guys

The Guys Guide to Geek Girls

[Team_Mclaren]

here are some i heard from the cpsc lab, some are pretty much the same of what u posted.

"it works, just the outputs are wrong"
"WTF, this comp is fucked, let me log on to yours"
"I knew it, this isnt possible"
" hmmm, it doesnt compile... "
" I dont see the error on this line, so you dont have one im sure, just take it out anyway, im sure that'll fix it"

thats all i can think of right now..

[Phats]

haha, some I've used

"What the hell, that should work"
"I thought I fixed that already"
"This stupid fucking computer doesn't work"
and then some, but so many I can't remember any more

as for that girls guide to geeks, that is so bullshit, everyone knows that Star Wars |20X0|2Z teh Star Trek, Star Trek sucks ass

[toyboy88]

haha

[BigDL]

Heheh my favorate from me and all my friends in cpsc
"In theory it SHOULD work"

[12mike12]

you forgot "FUCK!!!"

[HillBilly]

how about

"the program is only as smart as the idiot inputing data. Yes its your fault. Slow down and read what its asking of you"

[Chester]

My main excuse is
"What the fuck? This computer is fucked, let me use that one"
and when it doesn't work on the other computer "It can't be my program, must be the program I'm using"