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    http://money.cnn.com/2004/11/26/news...ha_newsmakers/

    Report: Martha smacked for smuggling

    N.Y. Post says the "Queen of Contraband" failed to pay a kickback and was sold down the river.
    November 26, 2004: 10:27 AM EST



    NEW YORK (CNN/Money) - Martha Stewart is becoming quite the jailbird gourmet and whips up dishes with illicit ingredients she smuggles back to her cell by stuffing them down her bra, according to a newspaper report Friday.

    The New York Post, which cited anonymous letters by disgruntled fellow inmates, said the domestic queen -- imprisoned at the federal facility in Alderson, W.Va. for lying about a well-timed stock sale -- has been caught with such contraband as brown sugar, powdered sugar, cinnamon, butter and other food, all stashed away inside her locker.

    Other inmates, apparently ticked off that Stewart is getting away with such behavior, told the Post the locker search was prompted when an associate turned canary after Stewart balked at paying a kickback for the associate's smuggling services.

    Prison officials told the Post they weren't aware of the shakedown but said they couldn't comment on it anyway due to privacy laws.

    Inmates tell the Post that Stewart sneaks condiments and small items out of the cafeteria and back to her quarters by "stuffing them in her bra," then uses a kitchenette with a microwave to fashion the culinary treats.

    The letters to the Post also say Stewart has been dubbed the "Queen of Contraband" by fellow inmates because she hordes items in her room that are off-limits to other prisoners at "Camp Cupcake," as the West Virginia lockup is otherwise known. They say Stewart has been grilled by officials at least three times, twice for smuggling eggs and once for "being too nice."

    George Sard, a spokesman for Stewart, declined to comment to the Post.

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    Good for her ! I think its soo funny that ppl want to see her go down so bad.

    She will do her time then get out. She will have a booming company going again within two years. I think she will be the one who laughs last.

    Smuggle away Martha, smuggle away.

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    Queen of Contraband @ Camp Cupcake

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    good on her. she got shafted anyways in this whole deal.

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    Hahaha! That's hilarious. She's making some enemies. Next time we'll hear about how she'll get caught with a homemade shiv!

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    Bitch!! Bake me some cookie!!!

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    "Attention !! Attention !! We have a jailbreak !
    Inmate Stewart's gone over the hedge !!


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    ha ha ha
    thats funny

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    hahaha thats awesome

    at first i thought it was drugs or something, but gimme a break, "brown sugar and etc." thats just great



    and holy shit is this funny:

    They say Stewart has been grilled by officials at least three times, twice for smuggling eggs and once for "being too nice."


    hahahahahaha being too nice!

    they should just make martha the cook or something, i bet she'd love it

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    THAT BITCH!!!! How DARE she smuggle illicit brown sugar to make her food taste better! She should be put in solitary!

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    First stock, now this! what's next?
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