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    Default What did your teacher think of you...

    These, supposedly, are actual comments made on student's report cards by teachers in the New York City public school system. They are pretty funny.

    1. Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has
    started to dig.

    2. I would not allow this student to breed.

    3. Your child has delusions of adequacy.

    4. Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

    5. Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to
    achieve them.

    6. The student has a "full six-pack" but lacks the plastic thing to hold
    it all together.

    7. This child has been working with too much glue.

    8. When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.

    9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't

    10. If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice
    a week.

    11. It's impossible to believe that the sperm that created this child
    beat out 1,000,000 others.

    12. The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.

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    number one is funny

    haha..these sound like comments that Ludelvr will be posting on his report cards when he's a teacher!
    Originally posted by ashee
    What's 30 grand when you're buying a BMW, M6 please.

    Originally posted by t-im

    You sound like the type of guy who would buy a C-Class just so you could tell people you have a Benz.
    Oooh the irony.

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