The Beyond Interview

[Tik-Tok]

Originally posted by swak


Move to Winnipeg
or
Move to the NE

NE (but west of Deerfoot, lol)

Be banned forever from Beyond, or lose a decent real life friend?

[jwslam]

Originally posted by Tik-Tok
Be banned forever from Beyond, or lose a decent real life friend?

I don't need you guys! lol

Warm kiddy pool (warm for obvious reasons)
or ice bath? 1 hour in length.

[flipstah]

Originally posted by jwslam

I don't need you guys! lol

Warm kiddy pool (warm for obvious reasons)
or ice bath? 1 hour in length.

Ice bath. Good for aching muscles. Bad for the twins.

Would you give up your cellphone for a pager?

[sdevils15]

Sure, i would just use everyone else's cells.

Catch your dad fucking your gf or catch your mom riding your bf?

[GS430]

Originally posted by sdevils15
Sure, i would just use everyone else's cells.

Catch your dad fucking your gf or catch your mom riding your bf?

Dad fucking gf.



Having no thumbs, or not being able to taste?

[Zephyr]

Originally posted by GS430


Dad fucking gf.



Having no thumbs, or not being able to taste?

No thumbs. Food just tastes too good.

Rich and famous with no meaningful relationships, or barely getting by but with a loving family and friends?

[[GaGe]]

Barely getting by but with a loving family and friends.

Get ass-raped or eat your own shit?

[swak]

Eat own shit.


Have no tv (with no tv avail on internet)
or
have no internet

[skandalouz_08]

No TV

Watch your best friend fucking your wife, or your best friend watching you fuck his wife?

[jwslam]

Originally posted by skandalouz_08
Watch your best friend fucking your wife, or your best friend watching you fuck his wife?

Why can't both happen at the same time in the same room?

Would you rather be a giant hamster or a tiny rhino?

[flipstah]

Originally posted by jwslam

Why can't both happen at the same time in the same room?

Would you rather be a giant hamster or a tiny rhino?

That is some fucked up shit, man.

Tiny Rhino; fat hamster isn't a hit with the ladies.

Would you rather know how you would die or knowing that you couldn't die?

[kvg]

Know how, yolo

Visit a desert in the summer or the arctic in the winter?

[GQNammer]

Arctic, only because the daughter loves penguins.

Live on your own but have debt up to your eyeballs or live in your parents' basement with little to no debt.

[Tik-Tok]

Originally posted by jwslam

Why can't both happen at the same time in the same room?

Originally posted by GQNammer
Arctic, only because the daughter loves penguins.

Live on your own but have debt up to your eyeballs or live in your parents' basement with little to no debt.

Since I'm already the first, I'll try the second.

If you were drowning in the ocean, would you rather be saved by a shark (who eats half one arm in the process), or a dolphin (who surprise buttsex's you in front of everyone at the beach including a newspaper photographer)

[A790]

Originally posted by Tik-Tok






Since I'm already the first, I'll try the second.

If you were drowning in the ocean, would you rather be saved by a shark (who eats half one arm in the process), or a dolphin (who surprise buttsex's you in front of everyone at the beach including a newspaper photographer)

Ughhh.... sadly, I'd take the dolphin. Getting buttsexed would suck (for a while), but having only one arm would suck a lot more...

Die in a plane crash from 40,000 ft, or die via spontaneous combustion?

[own3dzz]

Die in a plane crash

Watch Batman Begins, or Dark Knight?

[..*JDM Hatch*..]

Dark Night.

200 male Bukkake just for you? or Get But fucked by 200 men?

[Blue]

200 male bukkake

Having a penis as a horn
or having ballsack as your chin

[beyond_ban]

Penis horn. Girls love penis horns.

458 or MP4-12C?

[Tik-Tok]

458

Full head of hair and 50% chance of erectile dysfunction
or
0% Chance of erectile function and cul-de-sac