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Idiot in a Dakota
I was driving along today and I came to a stoplight, and some total moron comes up next to me in a Dodge Dakota. When the light changed, I noticed he was at WOT(or at least i think he was). I went WOT and beat his ass badly, and it begged the wuestion, what kind of a moron thinks he can beat me in a race? I mean, I can see is he had one of those trucks with the huge v8's in it, but not a Dakota.
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Why are you racing on icey roads?
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what kinda moron races a dakota?
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Dude's in Georgia.....
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hahahahahaOriginally posted by Jeff TYPE R
what kinda moron races a dakota?
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a white dude in a red prelude asked me if i wanted to race for pink slips.
I told him I would race but not for pink slips in the spring.
the guy had a beer in his hand. fucking stupid drunk drivers.
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<---- This kinda moron. And trust me if we raced you'd see nothin but tail lights.Originally posted by Jeff TYPE R
what kinda moron races a dakota?
You start with a bag full of luck and an empty bag of experience. The trick is to fill the bag of experience before you empty the bag of luck.
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dont call yourself a moron. thats not nice.Originally posted by 5.9 R/T
<---- This kinda moron. And trust me if we raced you'd see nothin but tail lights.
go have some ice cream and cheer up.
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oh. a misjudgement on my part.Originally posted by 5.9 R/T
<---- This kinda moron. And trust me if we raced you'd see nothin but tail lights.
and why do u think u will beat me in a race?
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cus yer car doesnt runOriginally posted by Jeff TYPE R
and why do u think u will beat me in a race?
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im going to pop your tires.Originally posted by three.eighteen.
cus yer car doesnt run
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Originally posted by 5.9 R/T
<---- This kinda moron. And trust me if we raced you'd see nothin but tail lights.
i know, serious even the 4.7L dakota will stomp alota cars.
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Well I've never seen you run before, but I'm pretty sure you can't run as fast as the R/T, nor have I seen any city transit buses break into the 15's in the 1/4.Originally posted by Jeff TYPE R
oh. a misjudgement on my part.
and why do u think u will beat me in a race?
A single cab 5 speed 4.7 dak is actually quicker then a club cab R/T stock vs. stock (aprox 15.4 - 15.6 @ sea level). That 4.7 is a sweet little motor.Originally posted by trendkill
i know, serious even the 4.7L dakota will stomp alota cars.
You start with a bag full of luck and an empty bag of experience. The trick is to fill the bag of experience before you empty the bag of luck.
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what sort of racing are u referring to? im pretty your truck would have a hard time outcornering a car 1/3 the weight of your truck.Originally posted by 5.9 R/T
Well I've never seen you run before, but I'm pretty sure you can't run as fast as the R/T, nor have I seen any city transit buses break into the 15's in the 1/4.
A single cab 5 speed 4.7 dak is actually quicker then a club cab R/T stock vs. stock (aprox 15.4 - 15.6 @ sea level). That 4.7 is a sweet little motor.
and what do buses have to do with it? like wtf makes u think im a bus driver? haha
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he has downsydnrome jeff.
he thinks every car is a bus ?
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It's called drag racing, and it's quite apparent from the first post that this thread was centered around that. WTF racing are you talking about?Originally posted by Jeff TYPE R
what sort of racing are u referring to? im pretty your truck would have a hard time outcornering a car 1/3 the weight of your truck.
and what do buses have to do with it? like wtf makes u think im a bus driver? haha
As for the running/bus comment, they were both in reference to the fact that your car is/was in the shop. Comprede?
Obviously you think making fun of someone who is mentally handicapped or suffers from some other form of disease is humorous. That just goes to show exactly how much class you have.Originally posted by MistaBrent
he has downsydnrome jeff.
he thinks every car is a bus ?
You start with a bag full of luck and an empty bag of experience. The trick is to fill the bag of experience before you empty the bag of luck.
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Originally posted by 5.9 R/T
Obviously you think making fun of someone who is mentally handicapped or suffers from some other form of disease is humorous. That just goes to show exactly how much class you have.
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its ironic. perhaps i am te one who has downs syndrome, sicne i didnt know u was talking about drag racing. but yes your car would waste mine down the 1/4 mile....Originally posted by 5.9 R/T
It's called drag racing, and it's quite apparent from the first post that this thread was centered around that. WTF racing are you talking about?
As for the running/bus comment, they were both in reference to the fact that your car is/was in the shop. Comprede?
Obviously you think making fun of someone who is mentally handicapped or suffers from some other form of disease is humorous. That just goes to show exactly how much class you have.
and i guess my car is in the shop. stupid me.
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Hmm..either a heartfelt apology..or sarcasm??
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