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    A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good looking woman, and very determined to keep the ranch. But, she knew very little about ranching. So, she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.

    Two men applied for the job. One was a gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about her decision. When no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.

    He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day, and seemed to know a lot about ranching. For weeks the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well.

    Then one day the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have done a really good job and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels." The hired hand readily agreed and went into town that Saturday night. However, 1 o'clock came and he hadn't returned. Then, 2 o'clock and no hired hand. Finally, he returned around 2:30 and found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace. She quietly called him over to her.

    Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said

    Trembling, he did as directed.

    Now take off my boots." He did so, very slowly.

    Now take off my socks", and, again, he complied.

    Now, take off my skirt." With perspiration showing, he did as instructed.

    Now take off my bra." Again with trembling hands he did as he was told. "Now, she said, "take off my panties." Slowly, he pulled them down and off.

    Then she looked at him and said, "Don't you ever, ever wear my clothes to town again."
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    Haaahhah! I was confused at first.
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