AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA *gasp* AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Okay....AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Alrighty, So I'm on my way home from dropping my friend off at her place and I'm casually cruising down 5th Ave Downtown to hit up the Memorial Drive Flyover and Hop onto Deerfoot south. I'm in a great mood, and the weather was nice.
And then out of no where, some tool in a New Z24 Cavy is riding my ass all the way down 5th and Onto Memorial. Now as you may or may not know Memorial at the Zoo is under construction and is a 50 Zone. I drive this road often and KNOW it is a haven for Manned Police Speed Traps and Multanova. Of course I clip along doing 50-55, its late and people generally go fast, but I have a feeling about this one...
Meanwhile, on another planet, this FUKIN loser tool in his Cavy is reving his brutal sounding DTM exhaust at me, I can hear him behind me, riding my ass, his Washer LED's glowing incessantly... I can see hm and his buddy clearly through my rear view, the Black Light strobe was more than noticable.
Because I had a wierd feeling about this... and I was sick and f-in tired of being tailed by that asshole with his bright ass ricer bilbs blasting me in the eyes, I drop a couple gears into 2nd and gave a quick flash on my signal to inform him to "lets Get it On"
Well he wastes No time at this opprtunity to lose to my GTI, and drops a gear and takes off. He blows ahead of me at a decent clip, underneith the Zoo bridge and up the rise, but, like the asshole that I am, the momment he swerved out to pass me I put my car back in forth and remained cruising at 50km/h.
At this point I'm positive he was thinking, BWA HA!!! I Beat a GTI in my blazing fast Zed Two Four!
I come over the rise and oh to my surprise, there run 4 cops with Chevy in their eyes.
A massive 6 car police speed trap already loaded with 6 ot 7 other vehicles was waiting with open arms (literally) for this poor bastard. I laughed out my window as I passed the now heavily surrounded Black 2dr, I laughed victoriously out my window. I would assume he got busted doing triple digits.
For once Something went well for me this month. What was already a damn not bad evening turned into an exceptional one.
Ben - 1
Z24 - -436482916590
Oh, I also Saw BarryBeach and James on the way home. Sorry I couldn't talk longer.