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LOL, oscillation and pressure control FTWThis quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
I had it on the lowest setting to start, and it still fucked up my asshole. Cranked it up to max and it was like a car wash pressure washer right up the anus.This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
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I have gone above and beyond what I should rightfully have to do to protect my good name
Some people like that sort of thing. LolThis quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
Originally posted by Thales of Miletus
If you think I have been trying to present myself as intellectually superior, then you truly are a dimwit.
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Has your opinion changed from this?This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
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Actually. It is the healthy stuff like broccoli, beans, brussel sprouts, and bananas. Beano has no effect.This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
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Sounds like you might have hit the enema function versus just wash. It's a different button on my remote.
iZen 5 is what I have and you can control temp and pressure to avoid such problems.
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Why is there even an enema option?
I will have to check next time I'm in Vegas. Honestly, I don't remember it being this complicated. It's literally on/off, temperature, pressure, and the always hilarious asshole or vag mode. At least I didn't choose that one, god know what damage I would've done to my dick in vag high pressure mode.
Originally posted by SEANBANERJEE
I have gone above and beyond what I should rightfully have to do to protect my good name
I was trying to find that thread where I posted about how I clean my ass, but failed.This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
I haven't used a bidet recently so I don't know? I only ever used it once in my life but I imagine without any soap, it won't feel as clean to me. I don't think I would ever use a public/hotel bidet; that sounds nasty as well.
My entire life revolves around only doing a #2 when there is a bathtub available. So the only places I poop is at my house, parent's house when I'm there, or hotel. Been doing this all my life with only maybe 15-20 emergencies that I was forced to use a public place.
The question is if I am willing to sacrifice being less clean for the convenience factor of not needing to jump into a bathtub every time I shit.
Last edited by Disoblige; 12-11-2019 at 11:13 AM.
Vegas Enema. That’s not asking for a bad time at all
Originally posted by Thales of Miletus
If you think I have been trying to present myself as intellectually superior, then you truly are a dimwit.
Originally posted by Toma
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Seems like so much effort haha.This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
The thread is here: https://forums.beyond.ca/threads/387...ng#post4375392
You can click through it from jwslam's quote as well.
Originally posted by SEANBANERJEE
I have gone above and beyond what I should rightfully have to do to protect my good name
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You have a bath every time you shit? so like wash poop into the water you're in?
This is so confusing...
Bidet's weird me out for some reason... maybe i should try one..
Edit: ok Rage's post cleared that up hahaha
Haha yeah, it's not a real bath. Just a rinse with soap and water. But you're right, even when you wipe, there probably is a bit of poop particles in the bath water when you rinse. I would rinse off my feet and legs before I get out of the tub.This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
It's only annoying if for some reason I need to go home during lunch to take a shit. Basically have to take off everything to shit
I always wonder if companies see me as the ideal workhorse as an employee. I don't shit, I don't eat lunch (been unintentionally doing intermittent fasting my whole life), I don't smoke. I'm at my desk or doing work 100% of the time I'm at work. I'd be lucky to get a piss in as I barely need to pee at work too. Then there's people who takes 3-4 smoke breaks a day, takes hour lunch, takes 30 minute shits...
He should try using baby wipes, Fuck I miss baby wipes now that my kids are older. So soothing after spicy Indian food.This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
Originally posted by SEANBANERJEE
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I can only assume massive amounts of cocaine are involved hereThis quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
Originally posted by Thales of Miletus
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Originally posted by Toma
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Originally posted by SEANBANERJEE
I have gone above and beyond what I should rightfully have to do to protect my good name
Haha man that is a lot of work. I can relate. Although my aversion to taking public dumps definitely changed when I started travelling a lot. Got to go when I need to.This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
I mean, I prefer home plate as much as the next guy but I find it hilarious that a bathtub + soap needs to be involved. The beauty of the bidet is that you get to scrub down. Honestly, use some hand some, wipe your taint, and rise with the bidet. #boom, and you can even leave your pants on.