Man Gets Brother to Have Sex FOR Him.
Might be a repost, but I couldn't find it via search:
SourceA man in Germany who was embarrassed about his penis size is facing charges, after asking his girlfriend to have sex in the dark – and getting his brother to stand in.
Manfred Schuh, 26, feared he would lose his 24-year-old girlfriend if he did not 'perform well', so he insisted on keeping the lights off during sex and going to the toilet beforehand.
His brother Walter, 28, would then enter the room and have sex with the woman. She found out after two months – when she turned the light on.
A police spokesman said: 'She apparently had no idea. Both men look similar as they are brothers, and the older brother made a point of not speaking when he was impersonating his younger sibling.'
So let me get this straight... every time they get it on, they turn off the lights, the boyfriend leaves the room, his brother takes over, the brother then has to leave the room whilst turning the lights back on... all this and the woman doesn't realize for TWO MONTHS?
WUT.
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. But that guy must be really insecure, that he went to that extent.
