BMW drivers

[JAYMEZ]

God damn BMW Drivers

[a social dsease]

I hear BMW even puts on douchebag clinics to douche-up your driving!

Lesson 1: Giving the finger out the sunroof while talking on the cellphone, drinking a $15 coffee, and jerking off to the smell of the leather seats!

[snowboard]

fuckin mazda drivers
i was driving down barlow, and a semi had his signal on, so i slowed up, turns out he had it on from a previous turn, ok no big deal. well some fuck in a mazda behind was tailgating me and honking! so i turned around gave him a look from hell and fingered him. being a BMW driver, my special skill to scare people away from my car worked and he slowed the fuck down.
stupid 5 foot little fuck.

[vengie]

Originally posted by snowboard
fuckin mazda drivers
i was driving down barlow, and a semi had his signal on, so i slowed up, turns out he had it on from a previous turn, ok no big deal. well some fuck in a mazda behind was tailgating me and honking! so i turned around gave him a look from hell and fingered him. being a BMW driver, my special skill to scare people away from my car worked and he slowed the fuck down.
stupid 5 foot little fuck.

i have to give that one a try! haha

[Graham_A_M]

Originally posted by snowboard
fuckin mazda drivers
i was driving down barlow, and a semi had his signal on, so i slowed up, turns out he had it on from a previous turn, ok no big deal. well some fuck in a mazda behind was tailgating me and honking! so i turned around gave him a look from hell and fingered him. being a BMW driver, my special skill to scare people away from my car worked and he slowed the fuck down.
stupid 5 foot little fuck.

Dont even get me started on minivan drivers. Good Lord.

[judicator]

I'm sorry, it was just a heat of the moment thing. Like I said, I never said it wasn't at fault for being too close, but the fact that he drove erratically, slowed down to 40kph, on a 90kph stretch of highway, just to do a flyby moments later. Just to try and get a reaction from me afterwards is what I was most angry about

And at the whole 'beemer/bimmer,' I'm not a connoisseur of BMW's, and I'm sorry for misusing the terms.

I did not mean to associate 'reckless driving' with BMW's, as japan_us brought up. It could have been any make or model.

[Weapon_R]

Originally posted by googe
when I get a bmw car, I am going to call it a beemer.

You, sir, do not deserve to own the badge

[TorqueDog]

Funny, I've never been tailgated before.

... or maybe I was being tailgated, but I put my foot down and he disappeared so quickly that I didn't notice. [shrug]


Doing a 'brake check' is the most stupid thing you can suggest. Depending on the events that follow, the insurance claim being on the other guy's head could be the least of your worries.

[beyond101]

we should move this to Alberta BMW Owners Club section and watch it beat the claw thread on pages.

[SCHIDER23]

Originally posted by snowboard
fuckin mazda drivers
i was driving down barlow, and a semi had his signal on, so i slowed up, turns out he had it on from a previous turn, ok no big deal. well some fuck in a mazda behind was tailgating me and honking! so i turned around gave him a look from hell and fingered him. being a BMW driver, my special skill to scare people away from my car worked and he slowed the fuck down.
stupid 5 foot little fuck.

[topher91]

OMG.... I'm a douche!



I may as well drive like one since everyone expects it now... haha

[RY213]

I dont think BMW drivers are douchebags. I do think that rednecks in big ass lifted trucks are though. These types of vehicles commit a lot more acts of douchebaggery than bmws do...

[VDubbez86]

In the words of Dylan "Your To Close Man!!!" lol but seriously I break check for tailgater's he just took it to another level you were both at fault but he clearly has issues.

[Kaos]

Originally posted by dj_rice




Do BMW SUV drivers get included into the douchebags catergory also??Or does that rule only apply to bikes/sedans/coupes

If anything, I think the size of the vehicle determines if the guy is a douche or just a straight asshole.....
By the way, It's an SAV. Sorry douche comment hahaha

[1-Bar]

^daymm son, 4.8s are as big as they get, you sir are a gigantic asshole.....

[97'Scort]

Originally posted by beyond101
we should move this to Alberta BMW Owners Club section and watch it beat the claw thread on pages.

We're all here anyways

Originally posted by topher91
I may as well drive like one since everyone expects it now... haha

So does this give us free license to drive like morons, or what?

[japan_us]

Originally posted by 97'Scort

So does this give us free license to drive like morons, or what?

Of course it does! If we didn't drive like morons, when would get the chance to test out DSC?

[BokCh0y]

Originally posted by topher91
OMG.... I'm a douche!



I may as well drive like one since everyone expects it now... haha

You are a Douche hahaha........

And apparently so am I.

Let's have a BMW Douchbag Meeting.

[Graham_A_M]

^ sweet, Count me in.

[topher91]

Originally posted by BokCh0y


You are a Douche hahaha........

And apparently so am I.

Let's have a BMW Douchbag Meeting.

I agree! Douchebag Meeting!!