Caption Contest #2

[kenny]

Enjoy... and have fun.

[Superesc]

"...what if I pull up my shirt?... "

[cocoabrova]

"Umm, yes'm, them ARE very nice breastusses... But yer still gittin' a ticket....."

[Superesc]

"...was it as good for you as it was for me?..."

[4wheeldrift]

"I'd like to suggest a reduction so you can see the speedometer..."

[redline]

NO, There not "air bags"

I will show you mine if you show me yours!

They came with the car!

[Ben]

COP: Well you see dear, I get mighty lonely out here on the road, my partner stole my cornbread and ran off on me while I was fillin up on fuel. Then I saw you race by, thought maybe you had some, but I see you are packing something far more satisfying than my ole measly corn bread

Hot Chick: Well, I'm sorry, I was in a mad dash to get to a "I Have a Perfect Rack" alumni meeting, see this is the logo right here on my shirt...guess I didn't see how fast I was going.

COP: Ah, I see...

Hot Chick: Yeah...

COP: Give me your hands...

Hot Chick: Huh?

COP: Do you moisturise? Y'See I've always had this problem, I've tried all these lotions and creams...they dont do nothin. My sister told me to wear gloves at night, but that kinda, y'know, interfears with my social live, if you know what I mean...

Hot Chick: Oh...well...Why dont you come with me to my Alumni meeting, I'm sure someone will have a good idea to help you with your hands...

COP: That would be teriffic *aside* "Big Daddys in da Hizzzzouse!!"

[5.9 R/T]

"Where's the wet T-shirt contest?"

"It's chinese for 'I like men in uniform'."

"Plastic. Is there anything it can't do?"

"If you weren't driving a ford I might have let you see em!"

[Ben]

Originally posted by 5.9 R/T


"If you weren't driving a ford I might have let you see em!"

hehehehehe

[redline]

YOU PAID $5000 for THOSE????

[Fluidic]

Originally posted by kenny

-- I'd fuck her!

[Superesc]

"Maam, Please put the oranges back in the grocery bag."

[James]

Cop: "That is some nice HOT TITTIES you have there, uhh i mean AUDI TT!"

[Superesc]

"Officer, I want some of your deep dark chocolate."

[Ben]

"OFFICER! What do you mean its against the law to speed and flash cars at the same time?

[5.9 R/T]

"But sir those stickers are for advertising! I'm not a ricer! HONEST!"

[4wheeldrift]

Whadda ya mean silicon performance parts are illegal?!?

[redline]

"Look at THESE then my dirty Knees!!"

[gpomp]

"Officer, my face it up HERE"

[infamous]

Cop: "The only reason that i stopped you is because your shirt has some fuckin' french symbol on it. yes, you do have nice titties, but your still getting a ticket."

Woman with nice breasts: "but officer, i didn't buy the shirt for the logo; i bought it because it shows my titties off!"

Cop: "well then if you take off your shirt and burn it, then i won't get you a ticket"

Woman: "hmmm. fine you win."

Cop: "i am the biggest ever!"