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    Default Dear Walter

    An old man about 80 years old lived alone in Winnipeg. He wanted to
    plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the
    ground was hard.

    His only son, Walter, who used to help him, was in prison in Prince
    Albert,Saskatchewan.

    The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

    Dear Walter,
    I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to
    plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be
    digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would
    be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the
    old days.
    Love,
    Papa


    A few days later he received a letter from his son.


    Dear Papa,
    Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
    Love,
    Walter

    At 4 a.m. the next morning, RCMP and local Winnipeg police arrived
    and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies.
    They apologized to the old man and left.

    That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

    Dear Papa,
    Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do
    under the circumstances.

    Love you,
    Walter

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    such a loving son.

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    great

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    Atta boy Walter. If he was that clever, how come he got caught?
    "Masked Bandit is a gateway drug for frugal spending." - Unknown303

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    I heard that somewhere a long time ago, it's awesome
    In reference to Rob Anders:
    Originally posted by ZenOps
    Hes not really that bad...

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    Yeah, there's another one about getting the FBI to chop firewood because that's where the drugs are hidden.
    Originally posted by FraserB
    I think their main complaint is that they did not receive the stolen property they paid for.

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