Sorry... I saw this on another forum and some funny ass shit was posted..
So what were all of your worst halloween memories?
Sorry... I saw this on another forum and some funny ass shit was posted..
So what were all of your worst halloween memories?
Can this be all Holidays?
Mine mostly consist of fireworks, egging, and stealing decorations
We had quit the collection of Plastic lawn ornaments-Santa, Jack"o"lanterns etc. The only one I wasn't allowed to steal for some reason was Baby Jesus from a manger. My buddy made me put it back. Another bad thing was pissing in a bottle, and pouring over the radiator, and by the engine at night during the winter.
Those good enough??
PS these were at least four years ago, while I was under age.....
R audi do i know you, because those sound exactaly the same as things ive done.
this reminds me... pubcrawl comin up!!
And another:Originally posted on Another Forum
I sat on the roof once and tried to drop lit firecrackers into the kids candy bags in hopes of blowing up their candy. The plan backfired and I accidentally dropped the fireworks into the back of this kids Batman mask once where it discharged, leaving a nasty scar at the back of his head. It's there to this day. The headaches have at least subsided some....
Originally posted on Another Forum
I ass raped this chick that had dressed up like a hooker and passed out on my couch from drinking too much grain alchohol. The worst part is I didn't even pay the two bit whore, and I wiped my dirty dick off in her hair.
Originally posted on Another Forum
Hit a kid in the head with an egg from a car going 60 mph. It hit him right in the forehead and literally took him off his feet. I felt really bad after but I got over it.
Piss in the vents that suck in air for the heater/vents inside...make sure the car sits for a while, and when they blast that air, i smells like piss. Just sorta a prank thing to get back at people.
Originally posted by civicrider
R audi do i know you, because those sound exactaly the same as things ive done.
I didn't think I would be the only firework lighting, baby Jesus stealing Christmas wrecking ass here.........
Oh, I helped wreck some girls Halloween at Metro as well...but thats a whole different story..
Friend and I filled a 60 gallon Rubbermade Garbage receptical with Water and leaned it against an assholes door and yelled "trick or treat". I can still hear the swearwords echoing through the neighbourhood as we hid accross the street.
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That trick also works well with elevatorsOriginally posted by Ben
Friend and I filled a 60 gallon Rubbermade Garbage receptical with Water and leaned it against an assholes door and yelled "trick or treat". I can still hear the swearwords echoing through the neighbourhood as we hid accross the street.
Drag racing is for fast cars. Solo 2 is for fast drivers.
Originally posted by Danger_Mouse
And another:
holy shit those are soooooooooo dam funny
the worst ive done was the adam sandler's "shit in paper bag on fire"
when the guy came out he started to jump on it and slipped and landed on his ass on my shit...i couldnt stop laughin...
we did the shit in a bag and lit it, the only thing the guy said was
"OH BOY!"
and ringing the door bell and when they open the door you throw eggs at them, or the day after halloween we got like 4 cars and went out for an hour to see who could get the most pumpkins and smashed them all over westside, and there was alot of pumpkins.
Originally posted by 4wheeldrift
That trick also works well with elevators
AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAH
*DING*
*SPLAASHHH!!!!!*
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Ahh, it was annual tradition till i turned the legal to tear shit up on haloween night eheh...
Lets see, last year we got a hold of a fire hydrant opener. i think we cracked about 30 hydrants before cops started to go carzy and pulled everyone ver in sight, luckily, we didnt get caught. But dam, i bet we ran the city dry, and it was -5 to -10 out that day.
Year before that, collected a whole van full of pumpkins(50+) and proceeded to smash them on some assholes driveway. i bet he awsnt to happy to clean it up.
Year before that, some slut that everyone hated had the best setup haloween decorations, they were, until that night hehe.
And well, just your random pumpkin smashin
Originally posted by MK3HKS
the worst ive done was the adam sandler's "shit in paper bag on fire"
when the guy came out he started to jump on it and slipped and landed on his ass on my shit...i couldnt stop laughin...
i remember that ahahahahah i still alugh about it tell know!!
I've done a few pranks, but I'm not gonna say any of em
but last halloween, I was sitting in a car across the street just chillin', and a truck drove by, with 6 people in the cab, all wearing paintball masks and each had a gun. I'd hate to run into them.
The funniest thing was about 2 Halloweens ago. I was walking back to my friend's down Elbow Drive at around 12:30AM and some fucker drives by and throws an egg at us. My buddy is drunk and got pretty pissed, so he picks up a big, fist sized rock and runs after the car, which ran into a red light! Haha, the first rock dented his trunk and the second one took out a window. Never laughed so hard in my life. I hope the glass blinded one of them.
Haha, dumb high school punks.
Last edited by Super_Geo; 09-26-2003 at 12:50 PM.
buwhahahahahaha!!
Funniest thing i've ever heard
i dropped a pumpkin out of the 13th floor window once... that was pretty unspectacular
Tap, Rack, BANG!
Getting a 10 speed bike, covering myself in ketchup and going out as a menstrual cycle..nah just kidding, good idea though, feel free to use it...Maxt
Too loud for Aspen