Got a favor to ask from all of you

[Shaolin]

I got an idea for a project in one of my classes, but I need more resources (I have 2 more weeks to do it though). What I need is all the funny emails all of you have gotten in the past that talked about women. Like "10 things you do for a woman to get laid" or some shit like that.. they have to be funny ones, I don't want any serious ones (Although i've never seen one that's actually serious).

Or if you know where I can find them on the web, i'd greatly appreciate that too.

Please and thank you!

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www.jokes.com

theres usually some good shit on there

[Dj_Stylz]

Here a love leter from a Fob ahaha thought it was funny.


If your brown you will understand it haha

Namaste my indian honey,how are u? i miss u my jalebi...i am ur idli u are my sambar....u are my
samosa i am ur chatni....ur nose iz like a pokara...i want to bite it off...yummy..i vill tell mumy ji that u want to have our marriage pakki....i vill run in the fields with u...u can be madhuri if u let me be salman...Hum Aapke Hai Koun??? i`m sorry that i kissed u the other day..u must be scared that u are pregnant now...dont worry i asked my mommy ji and she said babyz dont come with just a kiss...u have to stick the dunda into the hole...i think she meanz the ear...we vill try sumtime...and she said to use protection...i think she meanz thail ...i vill put almond oil vhere the saag dont shine....can u dance with me in the rain...my tight jeans will hug my butt and ur big belly will stick out of ur sari...oooooooo that turns me on...ju are so sexxy....u have a special place in my heart...when i phuddd... i think of u......and when we get married ... no more shaving for u...it keeps me warm during the vinter...how many kids do u vant? i vant to have about 12- 13..u know us indian bunde never need viagra...ve are like the energizer bunny....ju know the gulabi one... WE KEEP GOING AND GOING...and if u make me mad...i vill pull ur guth....but dont scream because the neighbors might call the mamajis...and then i vill go to jail and there the rotis are
sukia...the subji is 1 year old...it tastes like saag...vell i better go now becuz the electric bill vill be very high and i vill have to work overtime at the hutti...i lubb ju shweety...ju are my everything.....can u make my curry for mee?? sister said she vill stop cooking for me after she has a saali kuthi in the famliy.....so i vill see ju in Amrika ven i get my passport...and greencard..jhu are a citizen right??? i need to vork at Taco Bell and drive a taxi on my spare nights...well i better go..the tractor iz running out of petrol...thank ju...bye bye...and namaste, sasrikal, assaalamu alaikum, namashkar and khuda hafiz...panchod..teri mah dia tunga....acha fir...good bye...acha fir hum milenge airport mai...and ve can sing a
song...HAPPY BIRDAY TO JU....
LuBB (with Chummas),
Ek Baal Tara Singh ..

[Shaolin]

thanx guys.. I just realized i spelt Got with god.. wow, i'm just fucking brilliant today.

[/////AMG]

Dj_Stylz hahahahaaha wtf? hahahahaha oh my god...phew

[EK 2.0]

Funny Dj_Stylz...That so reminds me of cousins and shit...that was hilarious...

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Originally posted by Dj_Stylz
..u have to stick the dunda into the hole...

[Dj_Stylz]

ahha

"no more shaving for u...it keeps me warm during the vinter..."

[3G]

Ok listen guys...im doin this to help y'all....Ten Things You Should Never Say To a Woman
During an Argument:

1. Don't you have some laundry to do or something?

2. Ohh, you are so cute when you get all pissed off, oh and remember im the man here!

3. You're just upset because your *** is beginning to spread.

4. Wait a minute - I get it. What time of the month is it?

5. You sure you don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one?

6. Why don't u go cook something, and bring me a beer!

7. Whoa, time out. Football is on, go make some popcorn.

8. Looks like someone had an extra bowl of b***h flakes this morning!

9. Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?

10. Who are you kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded