Dealing with noobs - what's your methods? I can't stand them.

[copynpaste]

Noobs, borderline losers. We all deal with them at some point in our life, but ever lived with one? Half of the stuff that they say doesn't even fuckin make sense. Most of the stuff coming out of their mouths, I can't help but feel ashamed by what I just heard. Seriously...they are so clueless at times its unreal, almost unbelievable that any human being could ever reach that state of cluelessness.

Noob: "I bet you pay hundreds of dollars each month on txt msging"
Me: "Actually I don't"
Noob: "Wanna bet?...cause you're always texting....
Me: "never heard of unlimted txting huh? Welcome to 2009."
Noob: "who are you txting anyways?"
Me: "so?...that's why I have a blackberry....and its none of your business"
Noob: "cause you do pretty much txt all day"
Me: "so...?"
Noob: and you have you're email hooked up to your blackberry?"
Me: "uhh huh, that is usually why people use blackberries"...unlike you who pays $600 for a blackberry and only uses it for phone calls."

But then again last week he came to me asking me where the send key (YES THAT'S RIGHT THE FREAKIN SEND KEY!) is on his blackberry...so I can't say that I'm the least bit surprised. Why he even has a blackberry is beyond me - he thinks txting is a scam, he doesn't sync up his email on it or even have a data plan and he's always bitched all his life how all these high tech phones were lame and wish he just had a simple phone to make calls with.

GOD I CAN'T STAND PEOPLE LIKE THAT!!! THEY MAKE NO FUCKIN SENSE!

These guys are so out to lunch at times - its hard not to feel sympathetic towards them.

[urban.one]

Why do you live with this "Noob"?

Originally posted by copynpaste
Noobs, borderline losers. We all deal with them at some point in our life, but ever lived with one? Half of the stuff that they say doesn't even fuckin make sense. Most of the stuff coming out of their mouths, I can't help but feel ashamed by what I just heard. Seriously...they are so clueless at times its unreal, almost unbelievable that any human being could ever reach that state of cluelessness.

Noob: "I bet you pay hundreds of dollars each month on txt msging"
Me: "Actually I don't"
Noob: "Wanna bet?...cause you're always texting....
Me: "never heard of unlimted txting huh? Welcome to 2009."
Noob: "who are you txting anyways?"
Me: "so?...that's why I have a blackberry....and its none of your business"
Noob: "cause you do pretty much txt all day"
Me: "so...?"
Noob: and you have you're email hooked up to your blackberry?"
Me: "uhh huh, that is usually why people use blackberries"...unlike you who pays $600 for a blackberry and only uses it for phone calls."

But then again last week he came to me asking me where the send key (YES THAT'S RIGHT THE FREAKIN SEND KEY!) is on his blackberry...so I can't say that I'm the least bit surprised. Why he even has a blackberry is beyond me - he thinks txting is a scam, he doesn't sync up his email on it or even have a data plan and he's always bitched all his life how all these high tech phones were lame and wish he just had a simple phone to make calls with.

GOD I CAN'T STAND PEOPLE LIKE THAT!!! THEY MAKE NO FUCKIN SENSE!

[civiclvr]

How do I usually deal with noobs? i come online and do this

[Alterac]

I just use my phone for a phone.

Which is why I dont have a blackberry or any smartphone.

Its pretty simlpe.. I work in IT, I come home, Do I want to do shit like that ? NO.

I want people to call me, or meet up with me in person.

[topmade]

1) Take him up on the bet, the more the better!!
2) Bring in your next monthly bill
3) Cash in and WIN!!

[Spoons]

Using the word "noob" to explain real life people kind of makes you sound like a loser (no offense).

Here is a small list, take what you want:

1) Tool
2) Asshat
3) Dumbass
4) Fucktard
5) Guy with the head so far up his ass the lump in his throat is his nose

List goes on...

[Shogged]

i get people like that in my store everyday. Customers who come in, want free phones without contracts with plans that give them unlimited everything and they don't want to pay more than 20 dollars a month. Then call me arrogant when I laugh at them.

I usually just facepalm though and I started a blog of all my stupid customer stories. Kinda like that girl who worked in the porno store who had her blog. Feels good to vent!

Maybe i'll be famous one day =D

[BlackArcher101]

How do I deal with them? I don't, period.