So I just finished tailoring some pants for a really arrogant 30 something when I noticed these old people walking by a group of stoners who were talking about going home and smoking pot.
I over heard the old people saying something to the effect of "honey, we need to go home and you need to change my colostomy bag for me because I can sort of smell it...and wash my dentures, my breath smells like halitosis"..
What is this world coming to when our seniors have nothing better to do than fuck around with their bags of poop and play with each others dentures?
Am I just that awesome or something?