I don't really get tipping on a service you're already paying for though? I understand tipping a server if they make the effort or tipping a cabbie if he helps you with your bags etc, but I never get tipping someone for doing something you already agreed a price to pay them for. If they do something outside the bounds of what you'd expect from a haircut then fine, I'll tip, but I usually just sit down and let the dude cut my hair and then I pay the price on the wall that he's asking for for the service and leave. It's not like he does anything beyond what I'm paying him for.
Mr. Madison, what you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.